This week we bring you everything you could ask for (Jared McCann and his new striped friend! The Sedins hung out with Elliotte Friedman!) and some things that you probably did not ask for (dating app profile analysis, obviously). 
  • Besides the official Canucks Army series of prospect profiles, the most exciting kind of prospect profile is the Tinder kind. Tinder users of Penticton should swipe with caution, though, because none of these ages are quite right. And at least one of these isn’t for real, unless there really are two Jared McCanns running around the Okanagan. If it is actually Jordan Subban, props to him for choosing such a fun photo. I would also bet at least 10 dollars that Jake Virtanen is holding a fish in one of his other pictures. 
 
  
McCann so happy he scored, he hugs the ref #canucks pic.twitter.com/jQ4Aac2Qzt
  • When he isn’t busy making enemies, Jake Virtanen is following McCann’s lead and making lots of new friends, such as this guy! So fun!
A photo posted by @jakevirtanen18 on
  • Brandon Prust was excited to get his first taste of Sedinery this week. If the Prust-Sedin combo becomes a regular thing, it means that the Canucks have suffered enough injuries to have Brandon Prust playing on his off side on the top line. But hey, maybe some muddled line changes or post-penalty rushes can lead to this happening every now and then. 
  • The Sedin twins got to participate in the NHL’s media weekend in Toronto. Based on the information given so far, there will be a lot of fun Sedin content both on and off the ice this season. For now, here’s a preview of a commercial starring the twins, Elliotte Friedman, and a really bad joke: