Nothing goes together quite like fathers and bad jokes and today’s power rankings has an abundance of both. 

Burrows showed off a new talent this week – he is awesome at making conversation with members of the Winnipeg Jets. Kane for Burrows, anyone? 

The Canucks scored power play goals against Pittsburgh! Important powerplay goals!

500 NHL points and the victim of some mild identity theft:

As the Canucks’ Fathers Trip is this week, it seems a good time to bring up the fact that in a recent interview with Sportsnet magazine, Henrik and Daniel revealed that they are the meanest dads ever. 

  

Talk about a teenage dream.  

Jannik Hansen’s dad’s name is Bent. 

Thankfully, Ryan waited until this weekend to shutout Sidney Crosby at Rogers Arena. 

Facing one’s former team can be difficult but Dan handled the adversity well:

Ryan Stanton has had a rather rough year but he kept Ryan Miller’s shutout alive with his heroic removal of the Canucks’ net on Saturday night. 

Goatee? Check. Weird magic hands? Check. Scoring? Check. Zack Kassian’s transition into a Sedin may finally be starting. 

 

Tanev is out with a suspected concussion but shots at his hair are still acceptable in my opinion:

He’d be top 10 if he said, “and in March, we have to go on a California roll, guys.”

The largest and heaviest Canuck is scoring goals, winning hearts, and almost fighting teammates that stand at 5’11”. 

Clendening has been a nice addition to the Canucks’ 2nd powerplay unit but his loyalties wavered when he came across fellow former Boston University Terrier Matt Nieto. 

Nick Bonino finally scored a goal for the team that drafted him! Unfortunately he was drafted by the San Jose Sharks and he currently plays for the team that they beat handily on Thursday. 

Dors the Force is not as bad as Tanner Glass!

On top of his OT winner, Luca filled in for the fallen Tanev on the Canucks’ top pairing and got to star in the Canucks TV version of Cribs. 

Linden was the recipientient of the strangest celebratory head pat I’ve seen in a long time 

Wrong-First-Name All-Star Team update: Yannick “No, not Shea” Weber avoided Evander “No, not Patrick” Kane on Tuesday but did face Barclay “No, not Johnny” Goodrow when the Sharks were in town. 

To be honest I forgot about Higgins and I feel bad and I hope he scores more goals soon.

Injured Kevin has been keeping busy by pressing block buttons and keeping score at his son’s hockey games