In the final power rankings of the regular season, we see the top spot given to a man who is not even a Canuck at the moment. Oh well.  

#svengeance is currently on hold, as Sven Bae has been returned to the Utica Comets. But he did get two goals on Saturday night and will hopefully feature in round 1 and allow us all to use the hashtag of destiny. 

Watch Henrik and Daniel’s dominant shift against the Oilers.

Now watch Henrik and Daniel’s teammates watch Henrik and Daniel’s dominant shift against the Oilers. Ronalds just cannot handle this, guys. 

Being tied for 8th in the league in points is cool, but Daniel is probably more excited about his 56 assists – one more than Henrik. 

Radim Vrbata took home the Most Exciting Player and MVP awards on Saturday. Nice job, Radim. 

The Canucks’ fan-voted #2 defenseman had only 7 points this week. He also unapologetically overtook his own coach on the Canucks’ all-time defensive goal scoring list. 

While his brother is scoring championship-winning goals, Chris Tanev is still figuring out how the shooting thing works. 

Eddie Lack announced that he would be taking a break from twitter during the playoffs (R.I.P. good times), but Canucks fans can cheer themselves up with a plate of Official Lacko Tacos! Finally! 

Alex Burrows turned 34 this week. Even as a child he kept it saucy.

There should be a separate award called the Jannik Hansen award and it should be awarded annually to the player that is too sung to be unsung but is in every other way the team’s unsung hero. 

Nick Bonino has had a nice regular season, but  is now blocked by Kevin Bieksa on Twitter. 

Bo Horvat’s effort against the San Jose Sharks was good enough to see him take home the title of Budweiser goal of the year. Also, Bo Horvat hates Ronnie Kenins. 

Dan Hamhuis finally scored a goal this week! Radim is pleased. Dan looks near tears.   

Yannick Weber has done wonders for the power play. This is mostly due to his excellent slapshot, something Eddie Lack is well acquainted with. 

He came in like a…

Ryan Miller’s return put to rest any discussion of him starting against the Flames. All good, though, cause his baby has whale pyjamas. And a knitted hockey helmet. A KNITTED HOCKEY HELMET!

Chris Higgins became the latest Canuck to achieve DILTSBTF status (that’s like a DILF but it stands for Dad I’d Like To See Beat The Flames). 

Matthias missed time this week with a minor injury but with the re-assignment of Baertschi, it appears that he will be good to go for the playoffs. Here’s hoping he at least doubles his total of one NHL playoff point. 

The Canucks’ third pairing shall henceforth be known as the Junkfood Duo. Pizza and candy bars!

Instead of choosing a monocle to go with his fancy new contract, Derek Dorsett has opted for a streak of blood dripping from his eye!

Sven Baertschi has arrived and Vey puns can become Bae puns. Linden Vey has now been rendered utterly useless. 

Kassian has disappeared, but at least he left us with this wonderfully punctuated message.

BRANDON MCMILLAN SCORED A GOAL! I take it all back, Brandon. You’ve done well. 

Ryan Stanton is an upgrade on Luca Sbisa. This doesn’t say a whole lot about Ryan Stanton, but it should still be acknowledged. 

I just talked to Jesus/He said, “What up, Sbisus?”/ I said, “I’m just chillin’/ Tryna stack these millions”