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Babych Please – May 14th, 2015

By Grainne Downey

May 14, 2015, 12:00 EDTUpdated:

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A team led by Henrik and coached by Alain Vigneault has advanced to the third round! Tanner Glass is present! Squint and the red of the New York Rangers jerseys may just start looking green and the 2015 on your calendar may look close enough to a 2011! Except that it is indeed 2015 and everything is bleak.

Are you tired of waiting to see what new kinds of disappointment the Canucks will offer you in the future? The wait is over. Watch Jake Virtanen murder his lines like he murders opponents on the ice. Brendan Gaunce can’t even remember his favourite hockey memory. Did Jordan Subban say “forf”? Woof.

This week, Eddie Lack hung out with David Ousted, who looks weirdly like a cross between Alex Edler and Jannik Hansen.

Goalkeepers’ Union. #OurAllOurHonour @eddielack pic.twitter.com/8KRi0qjtvW

Dan Hamhuis captained Team Canada to a 10-1 win over Austria. Hamhuis, a noted nice man, probably felt horrible about this.

Dan Hamhuis wearing the ‘C’ for Team Canada today at the #IIHFWorlds. @VanCanucks pic.twitter.com/w3xBsMAYhZ

I don’t know why Crosby didn’t play but something is definitely different about him

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This Top 10 Road Moments video is proof that Luca Sbisa can make his teammates yell with fright the same way he makes Canucks fans! Also worth seeing – some Lack shuffling, John Garrett fixing his hair, an artistic Nick Bonino, and a Kassian-Dorsett tricycle.