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Babych Please – March 26th

Mar 26, 2015, 12:00 EDTUpdated:

Chris Tanev signed a very large contract with the Canucks and you won’t believe what happened next! (Everyone hates him now).

If you ever wanted to see Jim Benning and Chris Tanev quietly nod at each other, the video below is a must-see:

Eddie Lack reacted to Chris “Affectionately called Grease by his teammates” Tanev’s new contract with a walk down memory lane. Eddie did not specify what kind of PJs he wore but one can assume they were taco patterned.

Wyatt Arndt ran a Canucks Hunger Games Simulation and it is terrifying and hilarious. Eddie Lack and a Sentient Taco take on both sides of Radim Vrbata’s personality, among others. It gets weird. Check it out here and make your own simulation here. I ran a simulation and Edler and Lack’s attempt to wash Chris Tanev’s hair went horribly:

In news that doesn’t concern Chris Tanev – Brad Richardson’s wife has the same name as a girl that apparently was photographed with former (!) One Direction member Zayn Malik and people are NOT happy with the other Lauren Richardson.

Nick Bonino and his amazing dog celebrated the most important day of the year, National Puppy Day. Kali Bonino continues to win the Kesler trade for the Canucks.