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Babych Please – March 26th
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Grainne Downey
Mar 26, 2015, 12:00 EDTUpdated:
Chris Tanev signed a very large contract with the Canucks and you won’t believe what happened next! (Everyone hates him now). 
  • If you ever wanted to see Jim Benning and Chris Tanev quietly nod at each other, the video below is a must-see:
 
  • Eddie Lack reacted to Chris “Affectionately called Grease by his teammates” Tanev’s new contract with a walk down memory lane. Eddie did not specify what kind of PJs he wore but one can assume they were taco patterned
  • Wyatt Arndt ran a Canucks Hunger Games Simulation and it is terrifying and hilarious. Eddie Lack and a Sentient Taco take on both sides of Radim Vrbata’s personality, among others. It gets weird. Check it out here and make your own simulation here. I ran a simulation and Edler and Lack’s attempt to wash Chris Tanev’s hair went horribly:
  • In news that doesn’t concern Chris Tanev – Brad Richardson’s wife has the same name as a girl that apparently was photographed with former (!) One Direction member Zayn Malik and people are NOT happy with the other Lauren Richardson.  
  • Nick Bonino and his amazing dog celebrated the most important day of the year, National Puppy Day. Kali Bonino continues to win the Kesler trade for the Canucks. 
  • Eddie Lack almost fought Jonathan Quick but didn’t, which was likely wise on his part.
   
  • After bailing out Tanev’s unfortunate first shift against the Jets, Eddie Lack made fun of his pal’s new contract.