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Babych Please – Feb. 5th, 2016
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Grainne Downey
Feb 5, 2016, 15:00 ESTUpdated:
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They’re back! The Canucks returned from the All Star break last night and lost to Tortorella and his Blue Jackets, who are bad at hockey but great at Twitter! Read their best from Thursday night, look at some liquified turkey, and find out which Canuck is trying to look like a handsome nerd – all past the jump!
  • It’s Alex Burrows’ turn to participate in King of the Rink! Find out Burrows’ opinion on the protagonist of Disney’s Brave and what kind of steak he likes! Thrilling stuff here: 
  • The Columbus Blue Jackets are very fun on Twitter.com especially when they are trying to spell Sven Baertschi’s last name
  • Poor Dan Hamhuis is finally close to returning after blocking a shot with his face. Here’s what his liquified Christmas dinner looked like. Yum! (Also – the place card is precious)
  • Canucks prospect Guillaume Brisebois is very French. He sounds like a fancy Alex Burrows and he loves Jose Bautista. Learn more about Guillaume here: 
  • How did we all miss these photos of Bo Horvat modelling eyewear? Bo knows smoulders. 
  • Spotted: Jake Virtanen and actress Chloe Grace Moretz (the girl from Kick-Ass) at Disneyland. Virtanen deleted this Instagram but the internet never forgets. In all seriousness I love the glowing ears on Virtanen’s hat. Xoxo. 
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  • This story about John Garrett playing a hockey game with a hot dog in his pads is the most important thin you’ll read this week. Maybe the most important thing you’ll read ever. 
  • No one really cares too much about the coverage of meaningless games like Sunday’s All Star Game, but it’s still pretty funny that the NHL.com recap had Daniel playing for Team Central Division:
Daniel’s tournament leading scoring gets zero attention from the NHL and they fuck up which team he even played on.. pic.twitter.com/BRmTmHWaLF
I’m sure Daniel doesn’t mind, though. He seems like a pretty nice man: 

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