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Babych Please – Feb. 26th, 2016

Feb 26, 2016, 13:00 ESTUpdated:

Ben Hutton undid his dress shirt while dancing and singing along to Aqua’s Barbie Girl and nothing else that the Canucks did really matters this week. Read on to watch that video again, because you deserve it, and stick around to see a fake fight, some bloopers, and some terrible soccer.
- At this point, you’ve almost definitely seen the Canucks Rookie Lip Sync Battle from their Dice and Ice event. There’s nothing new to say about it. All that I will offer is that I think that Sven Baertschi should have gone with Hotline Bling. He had the turtleneck and everything. Regardless, Ben Hutton would have scored better.
- And now, a collection of .gifs that will hopefully follow these guys around throughout their entire careers:



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- Jared McCann + Ryan Miller 4ever! Even Miller’s wife sees the spark.

- Thatcher Demko also took to Instagram to comment on Jake Virtanen’s shirt ripping and Jared McCann’s tender face-caressing:


- Ben Hutton is quite the character. Hutton was Ko’d by Bo Horvat’s fake punches during their post-practice fight. Fun!

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- Bo Horvat and Calgary Flame Hunter Shinkaruk posted photos with their significant others on Valentine’s Day and Jake Virtanen felt left out:
- Before we get to (hopefully) watch the Canucks prospects flourish, we get to watch them mess up. Guillaume Brisebois is still extremely French. Mackenze Stewart has nothing to say about Calgary. Thatcher Demko’s fondness for Jared McCann becomes apparent once again.
- The best part of this is obviously Brock Boeser’s desperate attempts to maintain his status as a serious boy:

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- Matt Bartkowski broke down the Canucks pre-game soccer routine. The best part about the video is the .gifs of the Canucks sucking at soccer:



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- I searched Markus Granlund’s Instagram for a fun photo and all I could find was him with a small reptile:
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