Headshots September 12th

Meet Dave Trolland, the hurtful and hilarious creation of the gaping ass-holes funny dudes at Blackhawksdl.com. Obviously those guys need to spend a minute, however, and google search "Stanley Cup Vancouver Millionaires" or "Grey Cup BC Lions" – because though the Canucks may be "championship virgins" – the city of Vancouver, is not. 

Scott Burnside wrote something flattering about a current member of the Vancouver Canucks? Pick that jaw up off the floor, and give this piece on 9/11, service and Chris Higgins (whose father was a first responder) a read. Really great stuff from Burnside.

CanucksHockeyBlog has interviewed Steven Anthony and Bill Sweatt in consecutive days over at CHB. Nice access those guys have, colour me jealous. 

The Kurtenbloggers have spent their entire day hyperventilating into brown paper bags. That’s how excited they are about Darren Archibald.

GIF BREAK/PROSPECTS EDITION: Kevin Connauton and his crew-cut like Ike.

This link is a few days old, but it’s new to me and is among the coolest things I’ve seen on the internet in the last 5 days. Dave Delisle imagines making NHL94 action figures. Yes it includes a "Gretzky with his head bleeding" figurine. Lots of awesome.

Looks like the New Jersey Devils have invited former Canuck Steve Bernier to training camp on a PTO. Hilarious.

Cam Cole is on fire in this piece about fighting at the prospect tourney – and how patently ludicrous it is. 

Finally, Daniel Wagner profiles Nicklas and Brendan Jensen over at PiTB in a post called "A Tale of Two Jensens." Good angle, well-executed, this post is a must-read.