Welcome back to the Thunderdome! The Canucks definitely played a full 60 minutes last night and not only did they get another moral victory but an actual victory as well! With goals seconds apart yesterday it sure felt like the beginning of another letdown and then somehow the Canucks held court and won. Tonight, they’ll…
Winning cures all. Seriously, if you win, people shut up It feels like forever since the last time the Vancouver Canucks played a game. It feels even longer since they won a game. If you’re a hardcore fan, you’ll know their last win was against the Calgary Flames 11 days ago. If you’re even more…
Welcome Back To Sadness (But let’s pretend we’re OK) The Canucks have been granted access to another game day despite the way they treat the game of hockey. I could write something super meaningful here to start and build you up to thinking the Canucks will prevail against the Oilers tonight but by the end…
LISTEN UP, IT’S A GAME DAY The Vancouver Canucks are approaching da funk again and no, it’s not the epic 90’s track by Daft Punk but eerily similar in style. For five games the Canucks have dragged us around like a dog that clearly does not want to go for a walk but that leash…
OPENING FACE/OFF After a less than favourable finish to Friday’s game, the Vancouver Canucks are back at it again as they take on the Winnipeg Jets to finish their weekend up. Derek Farquard (sp?) went after Nils Höglander and should have clearly been penalized last game so the Canucks won’t let him forget it happened…
OPENING FACE/OFF FREEZE FRAME *plays intro to the song freeze frame*. It’s Friday night and the Vancouver Canucks are going to the way back machine and rocking the REVERSE RETROS Y’ALL! The Jets will not participate in the fun but if the jerseys draw inspiration from their early 2000’s predecessors, Winnipeg won’t need to do…
OPENING FACE/OFF The finish to Monday’s game was anti-climactic but the lead-up in the last few minutes was vintage 2018/2019 Canucks hockey. Heck, I even threw in the towel with a minute left: Game over. Well, tough one. In a vacuum — Ryan Hank (@always90four) February 16, 2021 Brock Boeser then scored and I immediately…
OPENING FACE/OFF It’s Monday. You’re broke after spending too much money on the retail holiday. Did you do anything for the Canucks? No, you didn’t because you’re all selfish and only think about your significant others. Jerks. Tonight, the Canucks take on the Flames again, and this one has a chance to be quite entertaining….
OPENING FACE/OFF Calgary took the opening matchup in the current four-game series but the Canucks weren’t out of it. The Elias Pettersson/Brock Boeser hook up was a flash of what we remembered from a season ago. Tonight, they face off again and every game the Canucks continue to drop, the big decision looms closer. Will…
OPENING FACE/OFF The Canucks celebrate Lunar New Year this evening with special red-themed jerseys. This would be cool and all if you know, people could see them in person. There was the other big issue looming and that was the cancelation of TSN 1040. Vancouver and the province of B.C. lost an icon Tuesday morning…
OPENING FACE/OFF Putting together an IKEA dresser is about as frustrating as watching the Vancouver Canucks these days. Everything is in pieces, you’re pretty sure it’s being done wrong, and right when you think it’s complete, you realize you put something on backward. We can all be thankful that there was a Super Bowl yesterday…
OPENING FACE/OFF The Vancouver Canucks get another chance to knock off the Leafs of Toronto. It didn’t go so well last time and it’s possible they just need to feel it, you know, like eye test stuff. Take away the numbers, take away ridiculous goal statistics and just know the Canucks aren’t as bad as…
