The Canucks got one point this week and were shutout twice. The list of Canucks not named Sedin that got points this week is three names long. So instead of wading through the sub-Sedin portion of the rankings, I’ve decided to change things up for this week’s Power Rankings! Earlier this year, New York Rangers fan website Blue Shirts Blog made a list of the best thing on the internet relating each Ranger. Inspired by this, today I bring you a definitive ranking of the best .gifs that I can find on the internet featuring each of your Vancouver Canucks. 
Along with putting absolutely no stock in the actual games that the Canucks played this week, these rankings will be flipped so that we get the less exciting gifs out of the way first. 
23. Yannick Weber:
Unfortunately for Yannick, he is the Canuck with the least number of good .gifs available. Here, from his days as a Hab, is the only fun one I could find:
22. Radim Vrbata:
Vrbata also has a slim .gif pool to choose from. The best Vrbata gif is this happy Vrbata .gif:
21. Ryan Miller:
Here is Ryan Miller verbally destroying an LA Kings goalie that looks like Joshua Jackson.
20. Brandon Sutter: 
If Alberta was a person it would probably be Brandon Sutter, who loves all cows!
19. Adam Cracknell:
There’s a limited number of Cracknell .gifs on the internet, but luckily we only need this one: 
18. Luca Sbisa:
Sbisy brings the cuteness with this holiday kitty .gif:
17. Chris Tanev:
It was difficult for me to not focus my .gif selection upon Chris Tanev’s sick flow, but his petulant eye roll won out in the end.
16. Chris Higgins:
What did we expect here? There’s only one Chris Higgins .gif.
15. Derek Dorsett:
The most graceful Derek Dorsett moment ever:
14. Jake Virtanen:
This is as much a Burke .gif as it is a Virtanen .gif, but it’s wonderful:

13. Bo Horvat:
Bo and his buddy Max Domi finding each other after being drafted into the NHL was a special moment, made only better by this hug:
12. Brandon Prust:
Here is Brandon Prust frantically spinning dough:
11. Jared McCann:
His young career has yielded a handful of .gif-worthy moments and so far, the best is the goalie kiss:
10. Matt Bartkowski:
Someone help him.
9. Jacob Markstrom:
Jacob Markstrom, scared of being caught playing with dolls:
8. Alex Edler:
For such an emotionless man, there’s a fair number of fun Edler .gifs online. With all due respect to threateningedler.gif, comb.gif, and blindshuffleedler.gif, the best is definitely the breakdancing:
7. Ronalds Kenins:
Keeping it #relatables at the Olympics: 

6. Sven Baertschi:
Sven, living the dream:

5. Alex Burrows:
Burrows truly looks like a squid out of water here: 

4. Jannik Hansen:
This is just the strangest and most mesmerizing .gif ever. 
3. Ben Hutton:
Apologies to the dancing gifs, but the wink is too good:
2. Dan Hamhuis:
He is the shifty eyed dog from The Simpsons!

1. The Sedins, collectively:
Since there are two Sedins, they get two .gifs. We all know that there is some amazing Sedin footage out there and these two .gifs are certainly not the most mesmerising, but Joey Kenward reacting to the tied tiedbreaker question about the twins’ combined career penalty minutes in the Sedin vs. Sedin trivia contest is one of the most wonderful things their strange telepathy has brought us: