Warning: These highlights may gets you pregnant. If you’re an Oilers fan? Twins. And you’ll name them both Nail. That’s how good this kid is. Seriously.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!

We also have the KHL’s Top 10 goals, saves, and hits of the week! Wait – there’s two others games, too?!?! Shut the front door!

Enjoy!

Nail Yakupov scores two goals in a thrilling OT win. He gives a Jagr salute on the first goal, and I want to take the second goal out for drinks, ask it out, develop a long-term relationship with it, and eventually make it my wife.

KHL’s Top 10 Goals of the Week!

KHL’s Top 10 Saves of the Week!

KHL’s Top 10 Hits of the Week!

Semyon Varlamov gets his first KHL shutout as Lokomotiv beats Severstal.

Lubomir Visnovsky’s solid outing wasn’t enough to stop Randy Robitaille and Novokuznetsk.