See that Malkin face? All pissed off and such? Pretty intense. So intense in fact that if you watch these KHL highlights you’ll grow 50-75 more hairs on your chest by the time you’re done watching them (that goes for you too, ladies). There’s other games, too. Watch those also. In fact, I’m not even going to put the Magnitogorsk pack first just to screw with you.

Enjoy!

Kovalchuk cannot be stopped in the KHL. It’s nuts. This game features nice goals and screaming Russians. 

Evgeny Kuznetsov, damn it! Remember the name.

Here’s Malkin’s mad face.

Radulov’s first goal is orgasmic and Mikhail Grabovski also scored. Oh and they have Pavel Datsyuk so if you don’t watch this pack you probably suck.

Ovechkin and Backstrom’s Dynamo Moscow (who will be joined by Leo Komarov soon) fall to Severstal.

And the whole shabang, as the kids say.