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First Star, Worst Star: March 29, 2015

By jeanshorts
Mar 29, 2015, 23:30 EDTUpdated:

Spring has sprung, the playoffs are almost here, it’s Wrestlemania Sunday, and if that wasn’t enough it’s time for First Star, Worst Star!
FIRST STAR
Undrafted, undersized, and an NHL rookie at 26, Andrew Miller can now also add “Edmonton Oiler record holder” as he became the first Oiler to ever score his first NHL goal on a penalty shot. And what a thing of beauty it was!
Bar down! Top shelf where Arch keeps the bleach! Or as the kids say on Twitter these days PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW! Oiler fans haven’t had much, if anything, to cheer for this season, so it’s nice to end the season on a bit of a high note watching guys fulfill lifelong dreams. If only it wasn’t happening at the expense of a shot at Connor McDavid…. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
WORST STAR
I mean, for a guy who is essentially a cyborg who also has magic powers Darth Vader has a TERRIBLE sense of balance.
To be fair to Lord Vader though, things could have been much worse; he could have been THIS guy…
May the force be with you, but mostly with me.
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