Final Predictions
By Alix Wright
12 years agoI don’t know why this exists on google but it’s awesome
The Canucks slogan for this playoff run is "This Is What We Live For". I think that definitely applies to their fans as well. The vibe in Vancouver today has been incredible. I get a tickle in my throat and it threatens to rain on my face when I dare to think about certain players winning it all.This may just be a once in a lifetime event. Let’s hope it ends with the big shiny precious. Let’s also hope Vancouver doesn’t blow up in the process. It’s prediction time:
– Manny Malhotra rappels from the raftors to start game 2.
– The Bruins take more penalties than the Canucks do.
– Raffi Torres hums baby beluga as he hits and injures a Bruin.
– Nathan Horton hums Horton Hears a Boom as he hits and injures a Canuck.
– Ryan Kesler will have a big series.
– Sami Salo will score on a slapshot.
– Roberto Luongo will ask the league to grant permission for him to put mini stilts in his skates after Zdeno Chara stands in front of him on the power play.
– Milan Lucic will be pumped up from his giant cheering section and has a big series.
– Lappiere’s annoying grin will goad a Bruin into taking a penalty.
– Tomas Kaberle finally makes the Bruins PP click.
– Tim Thomas makes a few saves that even yoga teachers wince at.
– Mason Raymond scores some big goals
– Roberto Luongo makes several saves that say haters to the left. He also lets in a goal from an impossible angle that NASA has to explain.
– Viktor Oreskovich scores 4 goals in 2 games and makes the Bruins and their fans say "Her?"
– Patrice Bergeron will impress me.
– Tim Thomas learns how to curse the Sedins in Swedish.
– AV will track down Harold Snepsts before playing Keith Ballard.
– Woodsman Higgy will lose his sunglasses in his playoff beard.
– If they do win it the Canucks will tell Sami Salo to sit down before raising the Cup.
– Canucks in 6. I will destroy my liver with whobbly pops. And my tear ducts will be working a marathon.
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