Canucks Army Contest: Our winning entry, the ‘Bieska’ rating
By Cam Charron
10 years ago
Grit personified.
We ran a contest at Canucks Army over the past 2 weeks, collecting entries for a “new stat” (particularly looking for one to quantify grit, because it’s great when analysts try to do that) with the winner receiving tickets to this Saturday’s Vancouver Canucks-Chicago Blackhawks game.
One entry stood above the rest. Our winning entry is @Sir_Earl‘s Bieska rating. We’ve re-printed his submission in full below:
The new statistic, called the Bieska (although many incorrectly assume that it is an acronym and write “BIESKA”), measures Don Cherry’s preference for players. Obviously the metric is based on toughness, but also takes into account other preferences of Don Cherry – place of birth (rewards good Canadian kids), visor use, his Leaf and Bruin homerism, and, of course, how easy or hard it is to pronounce the player’s name.
Details:
Bieska rating = [Toughness score] * [Place of Birth factor] * [Visor factor] * [Homer factor] / [Unpronounceable factor]
Toughness measures the stuff that Cherry features on Rock’Em Sock’Em series – hits and fights. The toughness score = Hits + (5 * Fighting Majors)
If you’ve paid close attention to Coach’s Corner, you may have noticed that Cherry has a slight bias against Europeans, and that he loves Canadians, especially from small towns. For Canadians, the Place of Birth factor is based on birthplace population: 1.5 for 1M+, 2.0 for 100k-1M, 2.5 for 10k-100k, 3.0 for 1k-10k, and 3.5 for < 1k. Americans get 1 and everyone else gets 0.5
Real hockey players don’t wear visors. So if you wear one your score is cut in half. If you don’t wear a visor your Visor factor is 1.
Cherry loves the Leafs and the Bruins. So if you ever played for either team your score is increased by 25%. If you played for both your score is increased by 50%. Otherwise the Homer factor is 1.
Don has difficulty with complicated names. The Unpronounceable factor is based on the Scrabble score for the player’s name. This factor is the denominator so a high Scrabble score lowers the Bieska rating.
As an example, in 2012/13, Kevin Bieksa has 60 hits and 2 fights, so his Toughness score is 70. He was born in Grimsby, ON, population 25,325, so his Place of Birth factor is 2.5. He does not wear a visor and hasn’t played for the Leafs or Bruins, so both these factors are 1. The Scrabble score for “KEVIN BIEKSA” is 24. Bieksa’s Bieska rating is (70 * 2.5 * 1 * 1) / 24 = 7.3
Top Bieksa Ratings (2012/13):
| Player | Team | Toughness | Place of Birth | Visor | Homer | Scrabble | Bieska Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chris Neil | OTT | 236 | 3 (Grey Highlands) | 1 | 1 | 14 | 50.6 |
| Steve Ott | BUF | 212 | 2.5 (Summerside) | 1 | 1 | 11 | 48.2 |
| Colton Orr | TOR | 143 | 2 (Winnipeg) | 1 | 1.5 | 11 | 39 |
| Matt Martin | NYI | 269 | 2 (Windsor) | 1 | 1 | 14 | 38.4 |
| Cody McLeod | COL | 164 | 3.5 (Binscarth) | 1 | 1 | 21 | 38.4 |
| Shea Weber | NSH | 122 | 3 (Sicamous) | 1 | 1 | 17 | 35.9 |
| Mark Fraser | TOR | 102 | 2 (Ottawa) | 1 | 1.25 | 19 | 26.1 |
| Tanner Glass | PIT | 141 | 2 (Regina) | 1 | 1 | 12 | 25.8 |
| Milan Lucic | BOS | 198 | 2 (Vancouver) | 1 | 1.25 | 16 | 25.6 |
| Travis Moen | MTL | 155 | 3.5 (Stewart Valley) | 1 | 1 | 15 | 23.8 |
These are Cherry’s guys – all non-visor wearing Canadians with pronounceable names. Actually the top 66 players were Canadians. The top American was Mark Stuart (Bieska rating = 9.8) and the top Euro was outside the top 200 (Ladislav Smid, rating = 4.1).
Lowest Bieska Score (2012/13, min 24 games played):
| Player | Team | Toughness | Place of Birth | Visor | Homer | Scrabble | Bieska Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mikhail Grigorenko | BUF | 2 | 0.5 (Russia) | 0.5 | 1 | 32 | 0.02 |
| Wojtek Wolski | WSH | 5 | 0.5 (Poland) | 0.5 | 1 | 33 | 0.04 |
| Milan Hejduk | COL | 6 | 0.5 (Czech Republic) | 0.5 | 1 | 28 | 0.05 |
| Andrei Loktionov | NJD | 6 | 0.5 (Russia) | 0.5 | 1 | 23 | 0.07 |
| Marty Havlat | SJS | 6 | 0.5 (Czech Republic) | 0.5 | 1 | 22 | 0.07 |
| Roman Cervenka | CGY | 7 | 0.5 (Czech Republic) | 0.5 | 1 | 24 | 0.07 |
| Ilya Kovalchuk | NJD | 13 | 0.5 (Russia) | 0.5 | 1 | 32 | 0.10 |
| Loui Eriksson | DAL | 6 | 0.5 (Sweden) | 0.5 | 1.25 | 16 | 0.12 |
| Marcus Johansson | WSH | 14 | 0.5 (Sweden) | 0.5 | 1 | 29 | 0.12 |
| Ales Hemsky | EDM | 11 | 0.5 (Czech Republic) | 0.5 | 1 | 22 | 0.13 |
I’ve never tuned in to HNIC on a Saturday night and seen Don say anything positive about this group. Just missing the bottom 10 were stars including: Malkin, Patty Kane, Selanne, Zetterberg, and the Sedins.
A few notes:
- Of the top 10 in league scoring, only Chris Kunitz was in the top 300 in Bieska rating.
- The Canucks aren’t very tough. Dale Weise and Aaron Volpatti were both in the top 20, but it drops off quickly after that. Bieksa, Kassian, and Sestito are in the Top 200. Jordan Schroeder scored a 0.2.
- Leo Komarov had a top 10 Toughness score based on 176 hits (and no fights) and played for the Leafs, but dropped out of the Top 300 Bieska scores since he’s a visor-wearing Finn.
- Highest Scrabble scores for names: Harry Zolnierczyk (49), Dave Dziurzynski (45), Zbynek Michaelek (43), Jake Muzzin (41), Alexei Ponikarovsky (41). Lowest: Lars Eller and Ian Cole (9).
Small town guys with solid Bieska ratings:
| Player | Team | Place of Birth | Population | Bieska Score |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Travis Moen | MTL | Stewart Valley, SK | 76 | 23.8 |
| Cody McLeod | COL | Binscarth, MB | 425 | 23.5 |
| Shane Doan | PHX | Halkirk, AB | 121 | 16.6 |
| Keith Aulie | TBL | Rouleau, SK | 453 | 14.3 |
| Jordin Tootoo | DET | Churchill, MB | 813 | 9.5 |
Contest Runner-Up:
Unfortunately, we had no consolation prize, but reader @Julius312 also had a strong entry called WORT, or “height-adjusted utility”. He explains:
We all know the NHL is a rough place for small guys. Being 5’9″ I don’t feel short in every day life but if I played in the NHL I would be tied for the 13th shortest player. So, when a player like Martin St. Louis wins the Art Ross trophy he is playing “bigger” than his stature. His efforts inspire myself and motivate the rest of his teammates. Nathan Gerbe, who at 5’5″ is a whole two inches shorter than anyone else in the league, has 7 points in 12 games as of Oct. 30. That’s more than double the 3 points of Brian Boyle who has the god given, unfair advantage of being 6 foot 7.
This submission was worthy enough to get some recognition. Unsurprisingly, Martin St. Louis scored the highest in WORT. “He truly plays big,” writes Julius. “in WORT. He truly plays “big”. In fact, he was the only one to have a higher WORT than Crosby which means that if he was a few inches taller at Crosby’s 5’11” the title of “the best player in the world” would be his and not Sid the Kid’s.”
The stat’s remarkable discovery was that Tom Sestito makes more use of his size than Zdeno Chara does: “extra four inches really make a difference. If Chara was 5’9” instead of 6’9” I bet he would be a plugger in the Dutch league being turned inside out nightly by Dale Weise and not the Norris Trophy winner that he is.”
Thanks for the entries
We got some short paragraphs that made us laugh, such as the “Oilers blogger suspension predictor”. Congrats to @Sir_Earl, and we’ll see you Saturday for some pre-game beers. Again, much love to our friends at The Pint Vancouver (who you can follow on Twitter) for the tickets, and hopefully the Canucks come up with a good performance on home ice to justify all the time spent crafting the Bieska rating.
Editor’s Note: We’ll be running another contest sometime in December, with the prize once again being a pair of tickets. So if you fell short this time, or forgot to submit an entry, you’ll have another chance.
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