Be gentle, it’s my first time here at Canucks Army. For those of you who don’t know, I’m Mitch; I blog, I enjoy a casual swear, and I have the grammar of a 9 year old boy. For those of you who do know me…well, you know everything I just said above is absolutely, 100% true and that in the right light it looks like former Canucks Christian Ehrhoff looks like he doesn’t have eyebrows. Enough is enough, let’s get you folks some news.

A little bit of chatter over at the Province about splitting up the Sedins. You’ve got Ben Kuzma and Jim Jamieson talking about it. Personally, I’ll go with Kuz, I haven’t forgiven Jim for the spam DM that made me think that people were posting nasty videos of me on the internet. [The Province]

Also on the topic of splitting the Sedins, Daniel Wagner from Pass it to Bulis has never wronged me over the internet or asked me to co-sign a loan for him to front a mini-tour across Canada, also talks splitting the Twins by weighing the pros and cons. [Pass it to Bulis]

More from the PITB guys, Scarrison Booney thinks the Sedins are on pace for the busiest season under John Tortorella. Jesus, I had to look how to spell Tortorella’s last night. I may or may not have spelt Tortellini by accident. (Shit, I totally did). [Pass it to Bulis]

ICYMI, Dimitri Filipovic (the guy who is crazy enough to let me do this) has some early season notes of player usage. [Canucks Army]

I’m going to close on a high note here, guys and girls. Jason Botchford from The Province has the Canucks Hat-Trick. In it he talks about…well, read it for yourself, folks. [The Province]

That’s all for me tonight folks. Once I get the hang of this I’ll add some more links, swear some more and have more grammatical errors than anyone can shake their head at.