His hair’s sticking out
He’s wearing a tie
Feaster is out
I’m telling you why
Brian Burke is running cowtown

He’s making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s naughty on ice
Brian Burke is running cowtown

He sees you when you’re gritty
He’s gonna make a trade
He knows if you’ve been truculent
And if so you’ve got it made

O! His hair’s sticking out!
He’s wearing a tie
Feaster is out
I’m telling you why
Brian Burke is running cowtown
Brian Burke is running cowtown

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Welcome back, Burkie! Christmas came early for us bloggers.

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