March 12 2014 11:03AM
Watching the Vancouver Canucks has been an, almost entirely, irredeemable experience in 2013-14. They've been losing far more than they've been winning since the calendar flipped to the new year, and even worse, they've been doing so in a brutally uninteresting fashion. But for a variety of reasons, we've all continued to put ourselves through the misery that is devoting 3 hours to them time and time again, whenever they pop up on the schedule.
Which brings us to April 1st. That's the night when the Canucks host Alain Vigneault and his New York Rangers, but it's also the night we'll be having our "Canucks Army Viewing Party/Charity Event" for the second time this season. You shouldn't be alone on that night, we need to get through these rough times together.
Let's take it back to basics and go through the Six Ws - well, it's technically 5 Ws and 1 H, but who's really counting? - in a quick and easy way to get all of the relevant information we need. My elementary school teachers would be so proud of me if they could see me now.
March 11 2014 11:51AM
Ah, if only one could will a puck into the net using only their mind. Alas...
Sometimes a game or event occurs in which the environment around me proves to be far more entertaining than the game itself. When this happens, I like to do what I call "Press Row Confessions", in which I describe my day as the event in question unfolded around me.
Today's event is the debacle of a game between the Islanders and the Canucks. In a meeting of these two teams, it was simply a question of who would suck less, and while one team had to come out the loser, Vancouver took it too far this time....
Read more after the jump, and you'll get a cookie!
March 10 2014 11:25PM
John Tortorella can't help but smile these days with his team showing resiliency, and fight!
The 2013-14 season has been one of all sorts of improbably feats for the Vancouver Canucks. They've (primarily negatively) surprised us in ways we couldn't have even imagined heading into the year. Seemingly whenever we've suspected that they weren't capable of something, they've managed to outdo themselves. It has been quite the campaign.
And that trend most certainly continued on Monday night, when they scored 3 goals, with two of them coming on the power play, en route to winning their second straight game.. These days that constitutes the most improbable of outcomes around here. Forget that it was against the lowly New York Islanders, and come streaking with me already!
March 10 2014 05:43PM
Mike Gillis is going through a tough time at the workplace these days. The team he has been in charge of overseeing since April 23, 2008 is in serious jeopardy of missing the playoffs for the first time during his tenure, which speaks to both how successful an organization the Vancouver Canucks have been over the past handful of seasons, and how far they've fallen this season.
The past week or so, in particular, has likely been the most difficult one of his regime. First he was forced to trade away the best goaltender in the franchise's history, for what essentially amounted to spare parts (a bottom-6 forward, and a prospect goaltender whose stock has plummeted exponentially), largely due to the handcuffing contract he had signed him to back in '09.
Then less than 24 hours later, the trade deadline came and went without the largely talked about and much anticipated Ryan Kesler trade ever going down. We don't know the details, but there have certainly been what I'd characterize as believable rumours circulating that a potential deal was nixed by meddling ownership. Obviously, this has been refuted, but where there's smoke, there tends to be fire.
But maybe the most questionable, beleaguered subplot of all: the "solidarity"/crisis goatee that has crawled down from his face to his neck. As it turns out, maybe the reason for the new look has to do with the fact that he hasn't had the time to shave; writing a letter to your season ticket holders can prove to be a time-consuming activity, I'd imagine.
March 10 2014 02:10PM
Things are bad in Vancouver, but at least these guys don't have the keys to the car.
There are lots of questions in Vancouver right now, as you'd expect from a situation that has gone south in a hurry. People are wondering which players will be back for the 2014-15 season. Even more rampantly, though, people are beginning to question whether we're in the final stretch of the Mike Gillis Era in Vancouver (and as an extension of that, if John Tortorella's days are numbered as well).
Most of that stems from the rumours of the ownership's meddling in the Ryan Kesler negotiations at the trade deadline. It's difficult to decipher what's true and what isn't, but the general rule in these cases is that where there's smoke, there often tends to be fire.
The team the Canucks face on Monday night in Vancouver, the New York Islanders, know a thing or two about meddling ownership and front office incompetence. Heck, Garth Snow and Charles Wang can't even complete a routine fist bump. So how are they supposed to run an NHL team properly?
Sure, it's apples to oranges, but remember: it can always be worse. We don't have to look too far for a great example of that tonight.