Dave Bolland; Chicago radio hosts, refer to Sedins as "sisters"

Cam Charron
December 14 2011 12:06AM


Dave Bolland, master of gender roles.

Just 37 seconds into Blackhawks Live at Harry Caray's presented by The Village at Bedford Park, host Dave Kaplan referred to Henrik and Daniel Sedin as "sisters".

So there's another wannabe jock making sexist remarks supposedly at the expense of the Sedins, but really, against the entire female population, but what was surprising about this interview was later on, at 29:01, when one of the hosts, Andrea Darlas, asked Dave Bolland the following. Bolland's response is italicized:

"If the Sedins become Hawks, will they still be sisters?"

"Well first of all, they'll never become Hawks. I don't think we'll let them on our team. That'd probably be one thing. We'd be sure not to let them on our team. And, yeah, they probably still would be sisters. I think they might sleep in, like, bunk beds. The older one's got the bottom one, the younger one's got the top. So... I don't know."

I get it, Mr Bolland. Women are inferior, and the Sedins are inferior, so they must be women, or like women. Whether or not this question was asked by a female host is beyond the point. I got a lot of response over Twitter from both male and female perspectives that this segment was sexist and unnessesary. It was also unfunny. 

Between hard-hitting questions such as "What's your favourite Christmas carol" and "What's your least favourite Christmas carol," Kaplan, Darlas, and Brian Noonan on WGN Radio 720 "The Voice of Chicago" "brought to life the hot topics of the day in the sports world and beyond" and showed the cast of the late-night talk-radio show as totally willing to propagate a sexist farce. The hosts had already established this tone of ignorance and were simply trying to set Bolland up with a soft ball that would allow him to show off his sparkling sense of humour. Sadly, since he doesn't really seem to have one, all he came up with was "they might sleep in, like, bunk beds." Cool burn!

Other than the obvious fact that no one in their right mind (including Stan Bowman) would "not let [the Sedins] on [their] team," there's the unavoidable reality that: the Sedins live separately. Daniel lives with his wife Marinette and Henrik with his wife Johanna, both couples live happily in different neighborhoods with different children.

For me, here's the rub: frequent references about the twins' being female because of their perceived softness isn't positive for us as a culture, or for hockey as a sport. But sadly it's all too common, especially for skilled players. Penguins star Sidney Crosby is often dubbed "Cindy," and frequent references to Gretzky's possessing a uterus to go along with his elite puck skills and unrivaled hockey sense, have been made over the years.

The Sedins have been called Thelma and Louise by Mike Milbury. The Bobbsey Twins by Don Cherry. And this lingering insult that has stuck with the Sedins since their rookie season, the even more egregiously sexist "sisters" crack, must only be funny to those who discovered the joke at about the same time they discovered hockey. 

This is pretty simple: it disparages women to infer they are like the Sedins, because the Sedins are soft. Giving the twins feminine epithets is just regressive, tone-deaf and unfunny. It's something so obvious, it doesn't need to be pointed out, but I do feel as if Canuck Army and our particularly strong group of female readers and fans, need to continue to speak up about this. We need to be clear that this isn't within the tasteful limits of "light-hearted" sports media banter. It's unacceptable, and it's unacceptable whether it's being said on Chicago's airwaves, or on Vancouver's airwaves - because make no mistake, the "Sedin sisters" crack started in Vancouver. 

We like to joke around a lot on the Internet, but we generally like to avoid references about players' race, sexual orientation, or gender. It starts with the athletes themselves, but media and fans can set an example by no longer accepting discussions about sports that include throw away insults like 'sister' 'homo' 'fairy' or any other word intended to disparage a professional athlete by bringing down an entire group of people. At the end of the day, you're just alienating your own fanbase.

Smarten up, Dave Bolland.

UPDATE

Also, Kevin Bieksa ought to smarten up too. In the Canucks' response to Bolland, the Canucks defenseman said "I think [Bolland] looks more like a girl than [the Sedins] do."

That's not cool, either.

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Cam Charron is a BC hockey fan that writes about hockey on many different websites including this one.
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#1 Scott McKenzie
December 14 2011, 12:15AM
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You really made this into something about sexism?

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#2 Angela
December 14 2011, 01:21AM
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@Scott McKenzie

Gosh. I do hope you're kidding.

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#3 Matty
December 14 2011, 07:30AM
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@Scott McKenzie

Well, it is something about sexism, pretty blatantly.

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#4 Steeeve
December 14 2011, 10:02AM
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Yeah! Quit disparaging and generally bringing down fairies! Have you even seen Hook? They're the BEST!

J/k great article. Though its crazy that despite that this all goes without saying, well, it needs to be said.

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#5 Steeeve
December 14 2011, 10:03AM
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Yeah! Quit disparaging and generally bringing down fairies! Have you even seen Hook? They're the BEST!

J/k great article. Though its crazy that despite that this all goes without saying, well, it needs to be said.

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#6 Kirsten
December 14 2011, 10:16AM
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Well said Cam. I think it speaks to the sexism that pervades sports culture and our current culture as a whole when the female interviewer doesn't seem to recognize the sexist nature of the sisters comment. Sexism aside, those wholly unfunny and banal comments should offend anyone with a sense of humour and half a braincell.

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#7 Mantastic
December 14 2011, 10:16AM
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are you serious? calling them sisters isn't the same as calling the entire female race inferior or even close. YOU made that inference, in no way did he make any reference on the twins doing/being anything feminine to begin with (sleeping in bunk beds has nothing to do about being female btw) or insults females. there are many things that women do better than men and vice versa.

YOU are the problem making the inference that you think being called "fem" is an insult.

if you call a girl a boy, would that be an insult? seeing as you assume males are superior beings? the reason it is an insult if you call a girl a boy or a boy a girl, the thing insulting about that is that the girl ISN'T a boy and the boy ISN'T a girl. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH INFERIORITY OF ANOTHER SEX.

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#8 Scott McKenzie
December 14 2011, 10:37AM
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Agree with mantastic that each gender has superiorities and inferiorities. A hockey related example: There's a reason Haley Wickenheiser never played in the NHL.

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#9 Scott McKenzie
December 14 2011, 10:44AM
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And really, he went out and said something that he knew would please the fan base. I don't think it's much bigger than that and I don't believe he's a sexist because he called the Sedins "Sisters."

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#10 Joe
December 14 2011, 11:32AM
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@Mantastic

Wow. We've got a couple of real thinkers here in Scott McKenzie and Mantastic. I think that last name says it all.

Bolland intended the comment as an insult against the Sedins clearly inferring that woman are inferior. Pretty simple concept if you have more than 10 brain cells.

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#11 Mantastic
December 14 2011, 11:52AM
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@Joe

my real first name is Man, put the two and two together genius.

first off, saying that they sleep in bunk beds isn't a feminine insult to begin with...

second calling them sisters because of their feminine way of play (read finesse) isn't an insult. do you really think that he thinks they are inferior players?! he's their shut down center, he plays against the teams BEST PLAYERS AND HE KNOWS THAT.

if i have 10 brain cells, clearly i have 10 more than you

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#12 Joe
December 14 2011, 12:15PM
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First of all, I have never met or heard of anyone name "Man" unless their full name is Manpreet. Not an easy jump to "put the two and two together".

Second, he wasn't calling them sisters because of their finesse play. He was calling them the sisters to belittle them and in the process belittle being female. That was the intent. It had nothing to do with the bunk bed comment. Wow, how do you get through your days with such a poor grasp of context? Go back to school because your critical thinking skills need some serious work. I'm done here, talking to the likes of you on the internet is like trying to having a rational debate with a theist.

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#13 Mantastic
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@Joe

i like how you put Man in quotations as if it isn't my name. next time don't make "genius" assumptions

how do you know he was belittling them with the sister comment? are you him? you know exactly what he was saying? clearly i'm not a mind reader like you. he said if they were on his team, he would still call them that! he would still call his own teammate inferior? you are daft.

if he's calling them inferior, he would be calling himself inferior for shadowing them everytime he plays against him.

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#14 Wanyes bastard child
December 14 2011, 10:47PM
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Ooh, I'm so angry!!

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#15 cambo
December 15 2011, 10:08AM
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Sisters, Hygiene Products or whatever you want to call them. Boston proved it again that the "chicks" aren't playoff performers and will never win the Cup.

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