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Evening Headshots: October 7th

HOCKEY STARTS TOMORROW! I CAN’T PUT MY ARMS DOWN! It’s that time of year again. It’s cold, foggy, the beer is better and my Filipino neighbors are queuing up Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You”. Smell that? It’s hockey season, folks. Like Tag-Team, I’m hear to check it to wreck it, so…

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Evening Headshots: January 3rd

Why is Torts yelling? New glasses? No, can’t be it. Probably misses his old glasses. Hey everyone, remember me? While it has certainly been a lengthy period of time since my last post on Canucks Army, I figured we could just forget it like the world forgot about Judy Winslow on Family Matters after she…

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Evening Headshots: November 27th

Kesler cries blood. I just wish he could cry goals with that shot of his when he shoots 1-on-3. Well, folks. It’s time for Headshots with your old pal Mitch. I can assure you that I’ve tucked my shirt AND balls in so I could bring you tonight’s edition of Headshots. There’s more after the…

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Evening Headshots: November 18th

The only thing uglier than Hunter Shinkaruk’s ability to fight is this wispy teenage mustache.  Good evening, and welcome to your daily dose of Headshots. There was a little bit of this, and a little bit of that, including the fact that I heard a 53 year old man scream "boom shaka-laka, boom-shaka-laka" at the…

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Evening Headshots: November 13th

David Booth pays close attention to a question he’s being asked. Either that or Tony Gallagher just crop dusted the scrum. Do you fancy a little Canucks news? Perhaps while a loved one watches Extreme Cheapskates and you do your best not to tear your eyes out? Well, save those peepers, because it’s time for…

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Evening Headshots: November 12th

Turn that frown upside down, big fella. You’ll be back. Sestito probably can’t do too much more. Good evening, Ladies and Gents. It’s time for another edition of Headshots. It was a slow news day, but it could be worse. This could be a Buffalo Sabres blog, right? Lets get at it right past the…

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Evening Headshots: November 6th

Torts is yelling because his team lost. He’s also taking the blame for it. A Canucks coach can do that? Evening, folks. It’s that time again, where we all gather ’round the internet campfire and go over the day’s news for the Canucks. We have a little of this, a little of that and most…

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Evening Headshots: November 4th

David Booth is limping his way to the AHL…for a conditioning stint Hey everyone. Sorry for the lack of headshots, but between real life and your emotionally crippling critiques I’ve been away for a while. Nevertheless, I’m back and that probably upsets you in some way or another. If it does, you’re doing the internet…

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Evening Headshots: October 21st

David Booth Scores a goal against the Blue Jackets…during the 2011-2012 season. Hello everyone, I’m back. I wish I had some witty comment to put in here, or some reference to a song from Dance Mix 93, but I don’t. If you’re not happy about it then maybe just have a coke, smile and shut…

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Evening Headshots: October 17th

 Zack Kassian during happier times; more hair, teeth intact and an unquenchable thirst for blood. Here it is, Evening Head Shots, Episode 2: The Phantom…something or other. I’m back again, though some of you may not be happy about that, it’s alright, it was nice to get a real negative reaction for once; I assume…

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Evening Headshots: October 16th

Ryan Kesler sobs with raw emotion after bumping the slump. Be gentle, it’s my first time here at Canucks Army. For those of you who don’t know, I’m Mitch; I blog, I enjoy a casual swear, and I have the grammar of a 9 year old boy. For those of you who do know me…well,…