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You Know What I Hate?! – April 16th

Ryan Kesler is angry. And so am I. But when I’m angry, I don’t collapse in a heap and immediately look at a referee with my hands in the air. (Photo by Ben Nelms, Reuters) Today I continue my weekly feature of me venting and raging on stupid crap happening with the Canucks, their fans…

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Cheers and Jeers – Apr 13th

The Good and the Bad of this past week. It’s Friday. So we close out the "Week That Was" with our latest volume of… "Cheers and Jeers!" This week, I throw a pane of glass on Shanny and thin-skinned Canucks fans, while I make no subsequent apologies for liking Cory Schneider and our friends at Smug…

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Western Conference Quarter Final Game 2 Preview

(Header courtesy theyslayedthedragon) It didn’t take long for Canucks fans to hit the panic button. Ah, the playoffs. When a single loss moves this city and the Canucks fanbase to complete an utter dispair, and a single win drives them to sheer elation. Thank goodness Canucks fans aren’t prone to outrageously overreacting to things. Despite the…

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Headshots April 11th

VAMANOS! VAMANOS! (Photo from redditer lebutdelavie) Headshots are a Canucks Army feature where we link to the day’s freshest news, and other assorted Canucks web-goodies. If you’ve written a blogpost, produced a tribute video or birthed a clever .gif into existence – please e-mail Thom at [email protected]

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Western Conference Quarter Final Game 1 Preview

  Thanks to Matt Henderson of theyslayedthedragon for mocking up the above postseason game preview banner! The time has come. Today is the day you woke up glazed in the icky type of stress sweat unique to oft-tortured fans who root for perpetually cursed franchises, with the words "this year," on your lips. It’s the…

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Stats Be Damned – The Canucks Got This

Let’s see.. Defenceman scoring, tonnes of Canucks fans, only one Kings player in view … And this was the first Canucks/Kings picture I found. Yep, don’t worry kids. they got this. (Photo by Noah Graham/NHLI via Getty Images) Thomas Drance, the fearless leader of our venerable blog, used his steadfast numbers to break down the…

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You Know What I Hate?! – April 9th

Hordi is angry. And so am I. He’s angry about getting a penalty. I’m angry that Darcy Hordichuk still plays hockey in the National Hockey League. (Photo by Jeff Vinnick/NHLI via Getty Images) Today I continue my weekly feature of me venting and raging on stupid crap happening with the Canucks, their fans and around…

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Cheers and Jeers – Apr 6th

The Good and the Bad of this past week. It’s Friday. So we close out the "Week That Was" with our latest volume of… "Cheers and Jeers!" This week, I stand in awe of the sweet moves of Henrik Sedin, Greg Wyshyski and Puck Daddy, and a thankful redditor, while I sit on the bench…

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Game #81 Preview – Flame Out

Olli Jokinen: "Is that what winning looks like?" A single tear rolls down his cheek as he remembers that one time he was in the playoffs. (Photo by Gerry Thomas/NHLI via Getty Images) Game Day Recon: Game #81 – Canucks @ Flames Ah, it’s now a Rite of Spring in the West. The flowers start to…

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Headshots April 4th

Max Lapierre: Cool, non-chalant ladykiller. (Photo from Andy Gray @si_vault via Twitter) Headshots are a Canucks Army feature where we link to the day’s freshest news, and other assorted Canucks web-goodies. If you’ve written a blogpost, produced a tribute video or birthed a clever .gif into existence – please e-mail Thom at [email protected]

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Schneider Day Night Live

Cory Schneider can do no wrong in the eyes of Canucks fans. And his impressions are no exception. Cory Schneider. Superb goaltender. Compelling interviewee. Master impressionist. The Canucks goalie has been on CBC’s After Hours on two different occasions, discussing various aspects of his game, his life, and the Vancouver Canucks. During both interviews, Schneider…

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Game #80 Preview – #TeemuForever

#TeemuForever.  The only upside to Teemu Selanne’s possible retirement is that we won’t see him in this horrible colour combination. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images) Game Day Recon: Game #80 – Ducks @ Canucks The Canucks’ regular season is winding down, as is Teemu Selanne’s career (or so we are led to believe). Today will…