Evening Headshots: October 21st

David Booth scored a goal against the Blue Jackets....during the 2011-2012 season.

David Booth Scores a goal against the Blue Jackets…during the 2011-2012 season.

Hello everyone, I’m back. I wish I had some witty comment to put in here, or some reference to a song from Dance Mix 93, but I don’t. If you’re not happy about it then maybe just have a coke, smile and shut the fuck up while you read through the Headshots.

I know it might seem like I don’t like Ben Kuzma, but nothing could be further from the truth. I mean, sure, I lost a couple of fingers in a high stakes poker game because of his dog shit awful advice, but it’s water under the bridge. Anyways, Kuz talks about the Tortorella volcano is not yet about to unleash molten hot swear words and all that other shit Tortorella does.

Do you want to watch Alex Semin finish off Matt Stajan with the money shot? Or do you want to see Shane O’Brien live the life from the top ropes down on to the throat of Duncan Keith? Well you can! Just head over to the Legion of Blog and vote for who you want to be in the second NHL Royal Rumble. [The Province]

Have you ever watched the show Yukon Gold? Well, this next article is EXACTLY like that show, except nothing like it, it just uses terms like prospector, pan and has a picture of a cartoon gold miner. Anyways, it’s about the Canucks prospect pool and it’s by Daniel Wagner from Pass it to Bulis.

Do you like numbers? How about big numbers? If you’re like me, you got scared, pissed your pants and forgot who you were for about 30 minutes when you read "do you like numbers". But just in case you do, here’s some big numbers from Harrison Mooney. [Pass it to Bulis]

Brad Ziemer from the Sun has an invisible twitter profile picture mustache. Honestly, I had no fucking idea it was there until I thought I saw him in Port Coquitlam, then checked his twitter. So what does the master of the invisible stash have? Well a little trip down memory lane for Roberto Luongo as the Canucks goalie prepares to play in Long Island .[The Vancouver Sun]

If you’re looking for Utica Comets breaking news then you’re looking on the wrong fucking post. Though if you want a summary for the last week of Comets hockey, then go ahead and click here. [Canucks.com]

If you want to blame anyone for letting me blog then I would suggest you send the flaming bags of dog shit to Rob the Hockey Guy. Rob’s the one who gave me my start in the blogging game and without him you wouldn’t be sifting through my obscure pop culture references and awful grammar. I don’t have any story of Rob’s or his staff to link to you in particular, but just go over there and read everything they offer. [Rob the Hockey Guy]

That’s it for me tonight, folks. Don’t forget to check out all the great stories the competent writers of this website put out over the last few days. You can find them under this article, or maybe you’re not even reading this and just went ahead with the stats based stuff. That’s cool, but eat shit :)))

Thanks for reading.