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Headshots December 12th

I’d laugh about Daniel’s dorky pose, but I’m scarred by those particular Luongo sweat pants. Headshots are a Canucks Army feature where we link to the day’s freshest news, and other assorted Canucks web-goodies. If you’ve written a blogpost, produced a tribute video or birthed a clever .gif into existence – please e-mail me at…

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Fourth Line Help

Volpatti’s toughness has been lost for the year, and the team still needs to replace his planking ability. Following a season ending injury to Aaron Volpatti and recent injuries to "skill players" David Booth and Cody Hodgson: the Smylosphere is preoccupied with the Canucks "team toughness", and the personnel on the fourth line. This preoccupation gained…

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Tales of Truth: Boring narratives are boring

One of these guys apparently had an excellent game on Saturday (photo: Yahoo! Sports) Chris Neil is amazing! He’s driving everyone nuts! Who cares that his team is down 3-0 – let’s talk about him! Saturday night was a backwards triumph for the evil Canuck narrative. Instead of telling us why they were systematically disassembling…

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The Canucks Top-5 Russians

This is a Guest Piece By Andrey Osadchenko Vancouver is seen by many Russians as a surreal place – it’s about as far out West from Western Russia (the most populated part of the country) as it gets. Maybe this is why there haven’t been a whole lot of ruskies in the Canucks’ system historically….