Meet Dave Trolland, the hurtful and hilarious creation of the
gaping ass-holes funny dudes at Blackhawksdl.com. Obviously those guys need to spend a minute, however, and google search "Stanley Cup Vancouver Millionaires" or "Grey Cup BC Lions" – because though the Canucks may be "championship virgins" – the city of Vancouver, is not.
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Scott Burnside wrote something flattering about a current member of the Vancouver Canucks? Pick that jaw up off the floor, and give this piece on 9/11, service and Chris Higgins (whose father was a first responder) a read. Really great stuff from Burnside.
The Kurtenbloggers have spent their entire day hyperventilating into brown paper bags. That’s how excited they are about Darren Archibald.
GIF BREAK/PROSPECTS EDITION: Kevin Connauton and his crew-cut like Ike.
This link is a few days old, but it’s new to me and is among the coolest things I’ve seen on the internet in the last 5 days. Dave Delisle imagines making NHL94 action figures. Yes it includes a "Gretzky with his head bleeding" figurine. Lots of awesome.
Looks like the New Jersey Devils have invited former Canuck Steve Bernier to training camp on a PTO. Hilarious.
Cam Cole is on fire in this piece about fighting at the prospect tourney – and how patently ludicrous it is.
Finally, Daniel Wagner profiles Nicklas and Brendan Jensen over at PiTB in a post called "A Tale of Two Jensens." Good angle, well-executed, this post is a must-read.