Usage of the word 'BITZ'

Patrick Johnston
February 08 2012 08:45AM

(Photo: Getty images)

An ode to Byron Bitz, with respect to George Carlin... 

Perhaps one of the most interesting words

in the English language today, is the word BITZ.

Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter B, BITZ is the only word referred to as the "B" word, it's the one magical word.

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Canucks Bitzkrieg Predators: Recap and Chance Data

Thomas Drance
February 07 2012 10:49PM

Bitz and the twins celebrate the Canucks third goal... Wait, the twins and who?

On Tuesday night, the Canucks and the Predators continued a recent trend of playing strange, high-scoring games against each other. The Canucks jumped out to an early lead thanks to a power-play goal from Kesler, followed by goals from Byron Bitz and Daniel Sedin (set up by Byron Bitz just twenty-three seconds after Bitz's goal). We'll now take a brief musical interlude:

"And the man at the back said Everyone attack and it turned into a Byyyron Bitz. And the girl in the corner said Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a Byyyron Bitz! Byyyyyyron Bitz."

Anyway, back to our gamer, the Predators got two ugly goals in the second and tied the game up. One of their goals came off of the skate of Sergei Kostitsyn, and the second was a puck that Mike Fisher deflected, Luongo stopped, and then kicked into his own net. It was the sort of goal that the Predators specialize in scoring against Luongo: totally unrepeatable fluke goals that make Vancouver's star goaltender look silly. At least that one wasn't a bank-shot from below the goal line!

In the third period the Canucks finally took over a hockey game for the first time in weeks! They handily out-chanced the Predators in the frame, and while they were unable to solve Rinne, it was nice to see Vancouver's hockey club return to something resembling the form fans of the team are used to. In the shootout Luongo stopped five of six Predators shooters, allowing the Canucks to overcome 2 hit posts (by Hodgson and Daniel Sedin) in the skills competition. The bonus point from tonight's contest puts the team just one game back of the Red Wings for first in the West with one game in hand.

A more detailed recap, chance data and the statistical three stars after the jump!

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Headshots February 7th

Thomas Drance
February 07 2012 02:57PM

Raymond played his 300th game Saturday, Matthew Henderson made an infograph for the milestone.

Headshots are a Canucks Army feature where we link to the day's freshest news, and other assorted Canucks web-goodies. If you've written a blogpost, produced a tribute video or birthed a clever .gif into existence - please e-mail Thom at

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Vigneault's Blender

Thomas Drance
February 07 2012 12:12PM

The... Canucks... Lines... Chopped... And... Screwed.

It is becoming obvious that the Canucks have become Hamlet. First of all, they're being visited by the ghost of Tebow. Secondly, with Jannik Hansen struggling, something is rotten in the state of Denmark; and now, apparently, Alain Vigneault has gone mad. According to Botch, here's what the lines looked like at practice:

D. Sedin - Kesler - Burrows

Bitz - Henrik - Raymond

Booth - Hodgson - Hansen

Malhotra - Lapierre - Weise

Indisputably, that's pretty weird. But while Vigneault catches a lot of flack in the Vancouver market for some of his seemingly absurd roster moves, to his credit: he's willing to make ballsy decisions, and is cheeky about the over-wrought reactions some of his line combinations engender.

Read on past the jump!

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Game #53 Preview - Music City Makeover

Cam Davie
February 07 2012 11:08AM

In their last trip to Nashville, the Canucks did a little do-si-do into the Western Conference Final,
thanks entirely to Ryan Kesler. Does Kes still have some Music City Magic left in him?
(Photo by Frederick Breedon/Getty Images)

Game Day Recon: Game #53 - Canucks @ Predators

The Vancouver Canucks return to Nashville for the first time since dispatching the Predators from the second round of the playoffs. The Predators have gone through a bit of a transformation this year, lighting the lamp like never before. Meanwhile the Canucks have been coasting on minimal effort of late, yet are still managing to win games and pick up points. Will the Predators' change in philosophy be enough to knock the Canucks down a peg? Or can the Canucks stumble their way to victory again?

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