Tom Sestito: "Hobo on skates"

Patrick Johnston
January 15 2014 01:01PM

By now, you know that Keith Olbermann doesn't like goons. But if you've missed it...have a look-see.


Some comments after the jump.

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Top Prospect Stock Watch

Thomas Drance
January 15 2014 10:34AM

Photo via PHT

On Monday our pal Corey Pronman published his "midseason top-50 NHL prospects" list (Insider only) over at ESPN, and three Canucks prospects made the list (or two did, and a third player was an honourable mention). While CanucksArmy favorites Ludwig Blomstrang and Brendan Gaunce were inexcusably snubbed (and now Pronman has to fight Tom Sestito, which sucks for him); Frank Corrado, Bo Horvat and Hunter Shinkaruk all made cameo appearances in the top-50.

Let's discuss the respective seasons those three prospects are having, and breakdown Pronman's comments after the jump.

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Canucks Make Moves: Next Stop on the Jensen Train, Phoenix?

Dimitri Filipovic
January 14 2014 04:21PM

Following last night's "moral victory" the Vancouver Canucks have been using their day off in Anaheim to make some moves. Don't worry, our boyfriend Tom Sestito is safe. It's Darren Archibald, on the other hand, who needs to pack his bags and head on back to Utica. As a result of Archibald's departure it's expected that David Booth will be back on the lineup on Wednesday v. the Ducks, and that highly touted prospect Nicklas Jensen could get the call.

Read on past the jump for a quick assessment of the landscape moving forward.

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Heat Maps: On Shot Location and the Canucks' Sputtering Power-Play

Thomas Drance
January 14 2014 11:57AM

Henrik Sedin in his office on the right side half wall.
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For fans of the team, Vancouver's power-play has been extraordinarily frustrating to watch this season (and for a couple years now, truth be told). While the Canucks are generating shots-a-plenty with the man-advantage - in fact they're generating 5-on-4 shots at an elite rate this season - the finish just hasn't been there. The club ranks in the bottom-10 in the league in percentage of converted power-play opportunities after 46 games, a ghastly number that makes zero sense when you consider the skill possessed by the club's top-end personnel.

Some of the club's lack of power-play success is a result of pure, unadulterated bad luck; and indeed Vancouver's 5-on-4 team shooting percentage is second worst in the league. While the puck has begun to bounce in Vancouver's favour somewhat more often over the past month, and will probably continue to do so, I tend to think there's more going on here than just "bad bounces".

Read past the jump.

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CA Postgame: Canucks win fight(s), lose game

Dimitri Filipovic
January 14 2014 12:09AM

There was a lot of talk leading up to Monday night's game in LA as to what the Vancouver Canucks would do in response to Dustin Brown's most recent shenanigans. I did my part in perpetuating the talk by devoting a large chunk of the game preview to it (mostly because I figured there was at least a decent chance that we could see them really muck it up), but I still wasn't necessarily convinced that we'd see what most fans were clamouring for ever since the incident in question took place.

The Canucks - despite being billed as a tougher team that would play with an edge and wouldn't be bullied by bigger opponents from the day John Tortorella was hired - hadn't exactly lived up to the hype on that front this season (except for that one time in November, against these same Kings). They also had a chance to tie the Kings in the standings with a regulation win, which made me question whether they'd throw caution to the wind and go all out for the retribution.

I guess I should've stuck with my gut instinct, because that's exactly what happened. The Canucks may've lost the hockey game by a score of 1-0, but in the grand scheme of things I think we can put an asterisk beside this one, because they put a lot of the "soft" talk to rest. Lose a battle, win the war? We'll see.

A lot of things took place at the Staples Center on Monday night. We'll let the fine collection of Vines, GIFs, and funny tweets speak for themselves, because they're top notch and quite frankly far more entertaining than anything I could say with my words. Read on past the jump for the goods, and in the meantime, I think I'm going to have a smoke.

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