Canucks Army GDT #69 - Canucks @ Capitals

Dimitri Filipovic
March 14 2014 03:03PM

That picture was sent out by the team's official account earlier today, and as Thomas Drance wrote, it's the perfect allegory for their dreadful season to-date. Well, it's not totally perfect. For that to be the case one of the players would've had to trip over the curb as they tried to hail and a cab, spraining their ankle in the process. 

That photo was taken in Washington, DC, with the Canucks in town to take on the Washington Capitals for the second time this season (an October 28th win at home, which included this memorable Sedinery highlight). This is something of a throwaway showdown these days, but it wasn't too long ago that these two teams meeting up would've been all the talk of the NHL. Oh, how the times have changed.

Read on for more about the battle of two teams that just couldn't resist the urge to overreact to some unfortunate playoff outcomes

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Comets Milita Weekly Prospect Report - March 14th, 2014

Josh W
March 14 2014 12:21PM

Image courtesy of /r/Canucks

Dimitri has said it a few times -- when it comes to professional sports, a fanbase's interest in their team's prospect pool has an inverse correlation with how successful their parent club has been performing. I like to call it the "Filipovic Rule".


Well, given how "successful" the Canucks have been this season, we know how burning your desires to learn all about their prospects are. Don't worry, we've got you covered. 

Continue past the jump to read up on all of the latest in Comets Militia updates, the OHL, and the NCAA (along with some other notes coming from the WHL, ECHL, and Europe). As always, feel free to follow me on Twitter @nuckprospects for the latest in prospect news. You're more than welcome to send me any feedback on anything prospect related you wish for me to cover in the future.

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There's No Such Thing As A #FreeTorts

Graphic Comments
March 14 2014 10:54AM

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Yes. That is how much it will cost Francesco Aquillini to free Torts from his responsibilities. 

Whatever those are. 

I mean, he runs as few practices as he can get away with. Doesn't attend game-day skates. Heck, he's even delegated his in-game tirades during time-outs to his assistant coach.

The point is, whatever it is that John Tortorella does for the Canucks, it's not coaching.

So if it's true that Tortorella was not Mike Gillis' candidate-of-choice for to replace the departed Alain Vigneault last summer, but rather a hire made at the insistence of the Canucks' owner, then Gillis has a very small window to fix that mistake before it costs him his job. And if there's one thing Gillis should now a thing or two about, it's rapidly closing windows.

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Canucks Army Postgame: Things happened in Winnipeg, for once

Dimitri Filipovic
March 12 2014 09:58PM

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The Vancouver Canucks played a game on Wednesday night. Generally a sentence like that will make you want to quickly close your browser, but not on this night, following their 3-2 shootout victory. 

Sure, it doesn't hurt that they won (for just the 3rd time in 15 games), but far, far more importantly: *things* happened. Some of them were good (hint: the photo above isn't from a previous season), and some of them were bad (we should be numb to injury news at this point). But at least none of them were of the recently routine and yet still equally embarrassing variety.

On-ice events worth talking about (aside from the aforementioned comedy of errors, and embarrassing blowups) have been so few and far between lately, and it's because of that, that we'll gladly accept what went down in Winnipeg. Let's run through it all just past the jump.

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Alex Burrows becomes 662nd person to score a goal in an NHL game in 2013-14

Dimitri Filipovic
March 12 2014 07:45PM


You don't need me to tell you just how cruel a mistress the 2013-14 season has been to the Vancouver Canucks. Basically everything that could've gone wrong, has. Injuries, losing, dissension, in-house power struggles and back-stabbing. Sounds like a terrible soap opera, which is basically what it has been.

Amidst all of it, there has been one individual subplot that has been hanging over the season like a big ol' rain cloud: Alexandre Burrows' slow march towards futility. 

You can check that one off of the list of things remarkably depressing about this team at the moment. We now have reason to smile, at least for a few minutes. If only that you can now sleep easy tonight knowing that you favourite team didn't get shut out by Ondrej Pavelec.

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