Canucks Army Postgame: The Post-Luongo Era Begins

Dimitri Filipovic
March 04 2014 10:07PM

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I've been indulging in House of Cards lately, blasting through it on Netflix like it's nobody's business. There's a particular scene from Episode 1 of Season 2 - don't worry, this isn't a spoiler I promise - that Tuesday's Canucks game in Phoenix made me think back to. It involved Frank Underwood eating ribs at Freddy's BBQ Joint, and it went something like this:

"Freddy, was their something different about these ribs this morning?"

"Well.. tried a new butcher. Slow-bleeds his hogs. It ain't legal, but I don't know if I'm going to go back to him. Went out to his shop, and he's got a room in the back where he does it. Sound-proof."

"Why sound-proof?"

"Because of how they scream. They can smell it coming. You stick that pipe in their throat, next ten minutes is hell. Bust your ear drums. Now.. the humane way to do it is to make it quick. Bring out a bucket of slop like it's feeding time and.. *bam*.. shovel right to the base of their head. There's no screaming."

The Canucks lost 1-0 to the Phoenix Coyotes, in the final game before the trade deadline. They're bleeding out as slowly as possible, and all we can hope for right now is that there's a tasty meal at the end of it all waiting for us. Until then we'll continue to scream.

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Reminiscing about all of the good times we shared

Dimitri Filipovic
March 04 2014 06:33PM

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It's fitting that the day Roberto Luongo was traded was a dark, dreary, rainy one in Vancouver. While he's not dead, nor is he being shipped off to play in some sort of inaccessible region which'll prevent us from ever seeing him again (though some would argue Florida is the closest thing the NHL has to it), I don't think that being sad and retrospective at this very moment is even remotely unreasonable.

The Vancouver Canucks have struggled mightily as a team throughout the 2013-14 season, and will more likely than not miss out on the playoffs outright. It's a rather precipitous, steep drop for an organization and fanbase that was in the Stanley Cup Final just 34 months ago.

But it's also one that has been looming overhead for a while now; the writing has been on the wall, and by trading away the best goaltender to ever don its uniform, the franchise is essentially accepting the end of an era and trying to turn over a new leaf. As Thomas Drance wrote in his analysis of the trade, it'll likely behoove them for stopping the circus and trying to get a fresh start. 

And we'll get that closure eventually, but for now let's reminisce about the good times we shared. There were a lot of them.

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Luong Time Coming: Luongo traded to Panthers

Thomas Drance
March 04 2014 02:56PM

It took two years of controversy, countless false alarms, another high-end goalie being traded, an emotional press conference at the 2013 NHL trade deadline, and a complete fanbase meltdown at BC Place this past weekend. But finally, mercifully, Roberto Luongo has been re-assigned to Vancouver's Eastern Conference affiliate traded to the Florida Panthers.

Luongo has confirmed the deal and even tweeted out an emoticon of a palm tree. Obviously he's excited about going home. 

Coming back to Vancouver is a package that includes Jacob Markstrom - who Eddie Lack used to backup in Brynas - and probably forward Shawn Matthias. The Vancouver Canucks are reportedly, and unsurprisingly, retaining a portion of Luongo's salary in the transaction supposedly 15% or 800,000. You have to retain an equal proportion of both salary and cap-hit under the league's retained salary transaction provisions so, yeah. Also the Canucks are sending Stephen Anthony to Florida. He's not a prospect and that's just a book keeping part of the deal.

Click past the jump for more.

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Canucks Army GDT #64 - Canucks @ Coyotes

Dimitri Filipovic
March 04 2014 02:09PM

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I'm not going to try to sell you on the merits of tonight's game between the Vancouver Canucks and Phoenix Coyotes, because aesthetically speaking, it'll more than likely make for horrendous viewing. I can't for the life of me recall the last time the Canucks played a game that I actually genuinely enjoyed watching, but it's been some time. Let me actually check the schedule..

Oh, hey, it was probably the last time these two teams met back on January 26th! The Canucks managed to score 5 times in that game, which seems like the most impossible of feats at this point. Heck, they've scored 5 goals in their last 4 games combined. So suffice it to say, I wouldn't bet on that sort of scoring outburst occurring again.

But there is *one* big reason to tune in though: the trade deadline hits tomorrow afternoon, and there's at least a non-zero chance that this could be the last time we saw any of Ryan Kesler, Roberto Luongo, or Alex Edler in a Vancouver Canucks uniform.

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The fallout from Daniel Sedin's injury

Dimitri Filipovic
March 03 2014 12:19PM

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Prior to yesterday's Heritage Classic, Assistant GM and Cap Magician Laurence Gilman referred to the 2013-14 season as an "anomaly" for the Canucks, presumably largely due to the laundry list of injuries the team has dealt with over the season.

The loss to the Ottawa Senators was the 63rd game of the season, and only two players had suited up for each and every one of them: Jason Garrison and Daniel Sedin. You can shorten that list to just one after tomorrow's game in Phoenix, as it's looking more and more like Daniel Sedin could be out for an extended period of time.

Read on for a look at how this affects things moving forward, both on and off the ice.

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