The Canucks Week in Quips for Nov 1st

Jordan_Clarke
November 01 2013 04:19PM


This is Zack Kassian's real hair. Disturbing player.

This is a regular Friday feature combining a healthy mixture of observation, analysis, and foresight on the Vancouver Canucks. If you'd like to get at me about anything covered in this column, follow me on Twitter at @yyjordan and let's start a textual relationship (wink).

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Four more years: Twins re-upped for $7M per

Cam Charron
November 01 2013 01:10PM


Image via @VanCanucks

After weeks of speculation, on Friday morning the Vancouver Canucks locked up Daniel and Henrik Sedin to twin four-year contracts. The pair were scheduled to become unrestricted free agents in July, but the latest deal will keep the Canucks' top two scorers in franchise history through their 37-year-old seasons.

Terms of the deal were came out almost immediately after the deal itself. The twins will again make identical dollar amounts: $28-million over the four years for a $7-million average annual salary cap hit. While the contracts aren't of the length that make you think this is the last NHL contract the two will ever sign, it will probably be a cap-friendly deal, owing to the fact it's relatively short compared to other UFA deals for high-priced talent, and the salary cap is expected to increase.

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Remember When Halloween Costumes Were Actually Scary?

Graphic Comments
October 31 2013 06:52PM

Now THOSE were scary costumes. 

Well, although the Canucks' uniforms have certainly improved since then, I don't think I can say the same for Halloween costumes in general.

When did every womens' costume get the "sexy" adjective appended to it anyway? Sheesh.

I'll give the Canucks credit for one more thing, though. Not only does their ice cleaning crew at least have a few males on it, they don't make the female members of the ice crew wear the revealing outfits that most of the other teams do. I found the Avalanche ice crew outfits to be especially distasteful when I watched a pre-season game in Denver back in September.

But anyway, enough with the rant. Let's get on with this Halloween grab bag of graphic comments...

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The Canucks powerplay: not broken

Cam Charron
October 31 2013 12:40PM

In his post-game presser, John Tortorella answered a question about the powerplay the same way I might have:

"Yeah, it could have helped us tonight. It wasn't good tonight. Other night's it's been good, but tonight it wasn't good."

It may have drawn a bit of surprise from some commentators. Canucks powerplay… good? But they're clicking at just 9.3% on the season! They were 0-for-3 against Detroit and have scored just 4 powerplay goals on the season. That doesn't seem particularly good. The problem is that "good" too often conflates with "results" in the narrow minds of broadcasters and fans that focus all too often on what happens in a small sample. Leading up to the game, Tortorella made some points about the shots and chances the Canucks have been getting with the man advantage. He says some interesting things and it's worth a read.

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Canucks Weekly Prospect Report - 31 October 2013

Josh W
October 31 2013 10:15AM


Courtesy of @EverettStalker

Happy Halloween and welcome to this weeks Canucks Prospect Report. It was a good week for many Canuck prospects as many goals were scored, points were acquired, lots of transactions and people returning from injuries. As always, follow me @nuckprospects for the latest in prospect news and feed free to send me any feedback on anything prospect related you wish me to cover.

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