Canucks Army Postgame: At Least Stuff Happens In A 9-1 Game

Rhys Jessop
January 16 2014 11:46PM

 

I am told that there was a hockey game this Thursday night. I am also told that it was aired on Rogers Sportsnet Pacific at 6:00 PM Vancouver time. Well I am not sure about you guys, but when I sat in front of my television set at 6:00 PM Vancouver time, rapt with anticipation to witness the glorious spectacle that is an NHL hockey game, I did not get to witness a hockey game.

I was treated to watching paint dry for three whole, painful hours.

This game was just that bad. It was truly one of those hockey games that made you sit in your seat and question your very dedication to this fickle sport. I debated just turning the thing off and watching Japanese Macaques throw their feces at each other over on the Oasis channel at points during tonight's game, and in retrospect that probably would have been a better use of my time, but I ultimately decided against it so I could write tonight's postgame report. Now please do me a favour and read past the jump. I promise it won't be as boring as the 1-0 Canucks loss we all collectively witnessed.

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Canucks Army GDT #49 - Canucks @ Coyotes

Dimitri Filipovic
January 16 2014 04:07PM

I'm going to refrain for starting this post off with the "things can only get better, right?" lede, because as we learned last night, that's not necessarily a given. I plugged yesterday's game against Anaheim like that, thinking that the Ducks couldn't possibly hand the Canucks a more one-sided butt whooping than the one they did back on January 5th..

.. but then they did. To the tune of an embarrassing 9-1 defeat. So I guess that was a lesson that you should never take your current situation for granted because it can always get worse. With all of that being said, there's some reason for optimism tonight. Olympic Diver Mike Smith has had a .900 save % performance just once in his last 7 starts, and the Coyotes as a team have reallly been sputtering as a result.

Just like the Canucks, they have only 1 win in the month of January. SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE! THE CANUCKS.. THE COYOTES.. A PACIFIC DIVISION RIVALRY GAME! GET. PUMPED.

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Canucks Weekly Prospect Report - January 16th, 2014

Josh W
January 16 2014 09:33AM

Courtesy of the Utica Comets

Welcome to this week's Canucks Weekly Prospect Report.  In the past 7 days since we last looked at the landscape, the Comets earned their first point in nearly three weeks thanks to the #JensenTrain picking up some serious steam. Down in the Major Junior circuit there are a number of good success stories, while the NCAA is proving to be a boon; I wouldn't be surprised to see 1 or 2 NCAA players sign with the team this offseason.

As always, you can follow me @nuckprospects  on Twitter for the latest in prospect news and feed free to send me any feedback on anything prospect related you wish me to cover.

Now, about those prospects..

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Canucks Army Postgame: Moral Victory Shmoral Victory

Dimitri Filipovic
January 16 2014 12:34AM


GIF via the Score

In case you missed Wednesday night's game in Anaheim and are wondering how it went for the Canucks, I think you can use John Tortorella's reaction above as a pretty reliable guide. It sums things up fairly adequately. Just extrapolate it into nearly 3 hours worth of self-deprecating viewing, and you've got yourself a good synopsis!

We'll sort through the wasteland following the 9-1 defeat just past the jump. If you're not sure whether you should click or not, I promise that this right here is the last time you'll see the terms "moral" and "victory" next to each other (as that was probably the only thing beaten into the ground more than the Canucks on this night).

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Not Niklas Jensen called up from Utica

Cam Charron
January 15 2014 05:52PM

In case you're late sending in your Fantasy lineups tonight...

There isn't a lot here, but we presumed yesterday that when John Tortorella suggested that the Canucks would call up another man, it was going to be Niklas Jensen. That doesn't seem to be the case.

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