Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

The Stanchion
October 29 2011 06:01PM

 The Stanchion.

While I probably could have titled this article better, I chose the Back to the Future quote because a) I always told myself when I made it big I would find a way to quote Back to the Future as much as possible due to it being the best movie of all time, and b) because this quote speaks volumes about my writing style. (Ignore the fact I haven’t made it big yet. Shush. ) I tend to approach things from a different angle. Please note I rarely do these types of straight up editorials, nor do I expect to do to many of them, so if you hate this article, go look at my funny photos instead!

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Redemption Luu!

Thomas Drance
October 29 2011 02:34PM

Though he's had a borderline disastrous October, tonight Luongo has a chance to redeem himself. I may be in the minority, but I for one believe he will get the job done tonight.

In honour of the Canucks embattled netminder, and his hilarious hair, I figured I'd write a quick song to express my continued confidence in his ability to lead a team to a Stanley Cup victory. I call it: "Redemption Luu."

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Scariest Canucks of the Past Decade Part I

Jeff Angus
October 29 2011 10:30AM

In honour of Halloween, here are a few of the scariest players to don the Orca crest over the past 10 seasons. Scary, of course, has a variety of meanings. For the purposes of this column, it could describe a player’s appearance, his lack of quality of play, or the colour of his visor (spoiler alert).

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Canucks Annual 2011 Halloween Party

The Stanchion
October 29 2011 02:42AM

Canucks Halloween Red Carpet

 

Hello to everyone reading this article. This is my first entry into the "Replace the KB" contest being held by The Province Sports, so I figured I would start things off with a bang. The next 3-4 weeks will see the internet flooded with articles from the 15 Province contestants, all with varying styles, and all of them very good writers. So how do I stand out you ask? Do I wave a gun and threaten to come to your house if you don't vote for me? Well, that's one idea, but apparently the Province lawyers have asked me not to use this approach. To be honest, most of my ideas used the threat of violence somehow, but I finally realized how I can gain your vote.. And how would that be you ask? Access. Plain and simple.

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Tales of Truth: Sippin' on Bally + Juice

Patrick Johnston
October 28 2011 04:09PM


Kevin Bieksa scares us sometimes. Should he?
(Photo by Marissa Baecker/Getty Images)

Just how bad have Kevin Bieksa and Keith Ballard been? Their raw plus/minuses are -9 and -7 respectively but what are the underlying numbers saying?

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