April 03 2012 01:06PM
It's hard to "lose the room" when you have sweet Ninja Skills.
Photoshop work courtesy sworn enemy Harrison Mooney.
Several weeks ago, Canucks fans were lamenting the hockey club's lack of effort. A hypothesis emerged that held that the team, content with a second place finish in the West, had activated "Operation Don't Get Hurt," and there was a fair bit of convincing evidence that this was, in fact, the case. Of course, the Canucks then showed up to play for real in Chicago, Daniel Sedin was knocked out of the lineup by probably the single dirtiest cheap-shot of this past NHL season, and though the Canucks went on to lose that game in overtime - a fire seemed to be lit under the respective posteriors of the team. Since then the Canucks have reeled off six straight wins on the back of stellar goaltending, and suffocating defense.
Read on past the jump!
April 03 2012 11:20AM
#TeemuForever. The only upside to Teemu Selanne's possible retirement is
that we won't see him in this horrible colour combination.
(Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
Game Day Recon: Game #80 - Ducks @ Canucks
The Canucks' regular season is winding down, as is Teemu Selanne's career (or so we are led to believe). Today will likely mark the final time Selanne visits Vancouver as an NHL player.
And we haz a sad.
April 02 2012 03:53PM
Oh my goodness, it's the Bruins hat that caused 50k page views for Postmedia News today.
Headshots are a Canucks Army feature where we link to the day's freshest news, and other assorted Canucks web-goodies. If you've written a blogpost, produced a tribute video or birthed a clever .gif into existence - please e-mail Thom at firstname.lastname@example.org.
April 02 2012 02:02PM
Hey that's a pretty sweet jersey, right?
Do you think you've got a high adjusted Corsi number, and want to show it off to the world? What better way to do that then by wearing a Chris Higgins jersey, signed by the play driving ab-master himself. Courtesy of the good folks at The Fan Zoo, the Official Memorabilia Partner of the Vancouver Canucks, we're giving one away, and just in time for the postseason!
Click past the jump to find out how to enter the draw, and why we're giving away a Chris Higgins jersey!
April 02 2012 12:27PM
This Stars fan is angry. And so am I. And we're both mad at the same person.
Yeah, we're looking at you, Superfan #32.
(Photo courtesy TSN)
Today I continue my weekly feature of me venting and raging on stupid crap happening with the Canucks, their fans and around the NHL. Two things about feature... 1) It will appear (hopefully) every Monday, and 2) It is blatantly ripped off from a stand-up bit from comedian Craig Anton. On either point, I make no apologies. Enjoy. Or don't.
This week, i take to facebook to tell all u idiotz who much i hatee on Britney Carneegee, stoopid fans, tha Prezidits trofee and BASEBALL. Also proper spelling is for moranz.