Game #16 Preview: The Quick And The Dead
Tinfoil Tuque
November 10 2011 01:04PM

The travelling masses cheer in the presence of KesLORD.
And Dustin Penner haz a sad.
(Photo by Noah Graham/NHLI via Getty Images)
Game Day Recon: Game #16 - Canucks @ Kings
The Vancouver Canucks roll in to SoCal tonight for the first of back-to-back games. The Canucks face a reeling Kings team that, prior to a very close win over the Predators on Tuesday, had lost 5 straight. The Canucks will be looking to send the Kings back to the loss column after their own convincing win against their arch-nemesis Blackhawks and a few days of R & R in Cali.
After a great win and some rest, does this get the Canucks back on track? Or will the let-down after a rival match-up and a few days off kill the Canucks tonight?
Mike Duco Is A Vampire
Tinfoil Tuque
November 09 2011 10:20AM

Even dating back to his days with the Panthers, the pain and anguish in Mike Duco's eyes was obvious.
He had a secret but just couldn't reveal it. UNTIL NOW. Also the fangs were a dead giveaway.
(Photo by canucks.com/Getty Images)
It started out as a curious observation. It grew into a fact-finding mission that shook the very fabric of the hockey world with a startling admission. What we discovered yesterday was not just one of the greatest revelations in the history of hackneyed, part-time Canucks blogging - it was one of the greatest revelations in all of history.
Vampires exist, and Vancouver Canucks farm-hand Mike Duco is one.
You Know What I Hate?! - NOV 7
Tinfoil Tuque
November 07 2011 11:51AM

This little girl is angry. And so am I.
Photo courtesy the innerwebz.
Today I continue my weekly feature of me venting and raging on stupid crap happening with the Canucks, their fans and around the NHL. Two things about feature... 1) It will appear (hopefully) every Monday, and 2) It is blatantly ripped off from a stand-up bit from comedian Craig Anton. On either point, I make no apologies. Enjoy. Or don't.
In this week's edition, I take a cane to Tebowing and Linus Omark being a spoiled brat. And I have a GUEST this week.
Cheers and Jeers - Nov 4
Tinfoil Tuque
November 04 2011 01:49PM
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The Good and the Bad of this past week.
It's Friday. So we close out the "Week That Was" with our latest volume of Cheers and Jeers.
This week, we give a shout-out to Corrado, Botch and the Province, but we take a bite out of the Canucks AND the Leafs.
Game #14 Preview: Ellllliiooottttttttttt
Tinfoil Tuque
November 04 2011 11:16AM

Danny had the Blues skating in circles in one game last season. One.
It's time for the Sedins to control a game against St. Louis.
(Photo by Mark Buckner/NHLI via Getty Images)
Game Day Recon: Game #14 - Canucks @ Blues
In their last meeting, Blues goalie Brian Elliott played out of this world, leaing his team to a 3-0 win at Rogers Arena. Tonight, the Canucks look to put a big loss in Minnesota in their rearview mirror and take a moonlit bike ride to victory.
While riding in a wicker basket. Wearing an oversized hoodie.
But I digress... OH! Right. Onto the Canucks game!