April 04 2012 05:13PM
Max Lapierre: Cool, non-chalant ladykiller.
(Photo from Andy Gray @si_vault via Twitter)
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April 04 2012 12:07PM
Cory Schneider can do no wrong in the eyes of Canucks fans.
And his impressions are no exception.
Cory Schneider. Superb goaltender. Compelling interviewee. Master impressionist.
The Canucks goalie has been on CBC's After Hours on two different occasions, discussing various aspects of his game, his life, and the Vancouver Canucks. During both interviews, Schneider broke out some amazing impressions of some of his teammates and his coach.
We decided it wasn't enough to just marvel at his mimickry. We had to rate them.
Click past the jump to see how we scored Cory Schneider's impressions!
April 03 2012 11:20AM
#TeemuForever. The only upside to Teemu Selanne's possible retirement is
that we won't see him in this horrible colour combination.
(Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
Game Day Recon: Game #80 - Ducks @ Canucks
The Canucks' regular season is winding down, as is Teemu Selanne's career (or so we are led to believe). Today will likely mark the final time Selanne visits Vancouver as an NHL player.
And we haz a sad.
April 02 2012 12:27PM
This Stars fan is angry. And so am I. And we're both mad at the same person.
Yeah, we're looking at you, Superfan #32.
(Photo courtesy TSN)
Today I continue my weekly feature of me venting and raging on stupid crap happening with the Canucks, their fans and around the NHL. Two things about feature... 1) It will appear (hopefully) every Monday, and 2) It is blatantly ripped off from a stand-up bit from comedian Craig Anton. On either point, I make no apologies. Enjoy. Or don't.
This week, i take to facebook to tell all u idiotz who much i hatee on Britney Carneegee, stoopid fans, tha Prezidits trofee and BASEBALL. Also proper spelling is for moranz.
April 01 2012 07:15PM
The Good and the Bad of this past week.
Friday Sunday. So we close out the "Week That Was" with our latest volume of... "Cheers and Jeers!"
This week, I make a beautifully produced video for the Canucks, David Booth and long-suffering Leafs fans and tell Max Lapierre that I'll fight my own battles with the Canadiens' front-office and disgruntled Vancouverites.