Canucks Army GDT #53 - Coyotes @ Canucks

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January 26 2014 04:03PM

That wonderful video is courtesy of Paul Almeida and it pretty much sums up everything wrong with the Canucks powerplay right now: they're generating a lot of shots, they can't score on any of their shots, and Dan Hamhuis is on it. Now, we're big Dan Hamhuis fans here on Canucks Army, but the simple fact of the matter is that Vancouver is better off having literally anybody on the powerplay in place of Hamhuis at the moment. The good news is that it looks like Mike & Gully have heeded our desperate pleas ahead of tonight's game against the Phoenix Coyotes and have taken Hamhuis and Kevin Bieksa off the first unit powerplay in favour of Jason Garrison and Yannick Weber.

The bad news is that this comes at the expense of David Booth.

Now, I can hear some of you snickering right now. "David Booth!?" you may say. "What the hell good is David Booth!?" you may say. Well, David Booth is absolutely a useful player, and benching him, especially in light of recent injuries and scoring woes, is an insane move. We'll get into why after the break.

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Canucks Army Postgame: Power Outage (Again)

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January 24 2014 12:07AM

 

  Paul Gaustad is a large human. Image via Justin Bourne .

The Nashville Predators came to town with the 3rd worst 5-on-5 save percentage in the entire league, the 5th worst 5-on-5 possession numbers, and seem to have had a tough time preventing the Canucks from scoring on them in recent years. So that would seem to be the perfect remedy for Vancouver's recent offensives woes, right? Well, if you're a cynical Canucks fan like me, there's no way you read a lede like that and went "Yeah!" So good for you. Also, you probably watched the game so you know the answer already.

If you didn't watch the game, the Canucks couldn't score a powerplay goal again, only managed one even strength goal again, and now have just eight goals in their last seven games, just like the 2011 Sta-- sorry, I won't go there. Tonight's 2-1 loss to Nashville wasn't nearly that painful, but it was still frustrating. Read past the jump for a recap.

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Live Long And Prospal: Canucks to Sign Veteran Winger to AHL Tryout

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January 23 2014 08:38PM

With their recent run of injuries to key forwards, reports indicate that Vancouver will sign soon-to-be 39-year old free agent winger Vinny Prospal to an AHL tryout contract as soon as tomorrow. Per Elliotte Friedman:

Read past the jump for more.

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Canucks Army Postgame: Moral Victories All Over The Ice!

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January 19 2014 12:21AM

Let's just be completely honest and upfront with ourselves: the only redeeming quality to Vancouver's Saturday night showdown against Calgary was the two points the Canucks pocketed in the standings. I have a far more tolerant view of fighting than some of the other great writers here, and I thought the line brawl to start the game was hilarious and entertaining in the moment, but at the end of the day it was completely pointless, detrimental to the rest of the game, and another embarassing incident for a franchise that's quickly building quite the collection for themselves in the past week.

Unfortunately, the fights, nastiness and other extracirriculars (you know the ones) are going to be the prevailing narrative in the coming days, not just in Vancouver, but more than likely throughout the entirety of North America. I referenced a 3-2 loss to Calgary being more embarassing than the 9-1 drilling that happened in Anaheim in my last post-game report, but I don't think anyone could have imagined the madness that happened tonight. I'm sure we'll have a lot more in the coming days, but read past the jump for our initial impressions of tonight's 3-2 shootout win.

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Canucks Army Postgame: At Least Stuff Happens In A 9-1 Game

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January 16 2014 11:46PM

 

I am told that there was a hockey game this Thursday night. I am also told that it was aired on Rogers Sportsnet Pacific at 6:00 PM Vancouver time. Well I am not sure about you guys, but when I sat in front of my television set at 6:00 PM Vancouver time, rapt with anticipation to witness the glorious spectacle that is an NHL hockey game, I did not get to witness a hockey game.

I was treated to watching paint dry for three whole, painful hours.

This game was just that bad. It was truly one of those hockey games that made you sit in your seat and question your very dedication to this fickle sport. I debated just turning the thing off and watching Japanese Macaques throw their feces at each other over on the Oasis channel at points during tonight's game, and in retrospect that probably would have been a better use of my time, but I ultimately decided against it so I could write tonight's postgame report. Now please do me a favour and read past the jump. I promise it won't be as boring as the 1-0 Canucks loss we all collectively witnessed.

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