Zack Kassian did something stupid again, got supended for it

Dimitri Filipovic
March 07 2014 03:11PM


The Vancouver Canucks lost by a 6-1 score to the Dallas Stars on Thursday night. It wasn't the only losing they'd go on to do on the night, though, as they also went on to lose Zack Kassian's services for the next 3 games after the league announced that he'll be suspended for his hit from behind on Canucks Army favourite, and Surrey native, Brenden Dillon.

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Canucks Army GDT #65 - Canucks @ Stars

Dimitri Filipovic
March 06 2014 02:44PM

The Trade Deadline has come and gone, and Ryan Kesler is still a Canuck. After parting ways with the best goaltender in the franchise's history the day prior, the team had itself a quiet, underwhelming day, much to its fanbase's chagrin.

Right now all of talk around these parts is about the move that they didn't make, rather than the ones that they did. A lot of time and energy has been spent speculating what the package(s) Mike Gillis turned down were, and whether he didn't make the move because he wasn't satisfied with the return or because of last minute meddling from the guys above him on the pecking order. 

That's not a story that'll die down anytime soon, and if the team continues down the losing path it has been on for weeks now, it'll more than likely serve as just the tip of the iceberg. When it rains, it pours, and that's when all of this stuff starts to leak out. 

But for now, they've got 18 more games to play before this dreadful 2013-14 season is over with, and they move one step closer to that feat with a match-up against the Stars on Thursday night in Dallas. If Shawn Matthias' triumphant arrival to the lineup doesn't exactly peak your interest, maybe local boys Jamie Benn, Brenden Dillon, and The One That Got Away will.

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Vancouver Canucks pull off trade at the buzzer, just not the one we were waiting for

Dimitri Filipovic
March 05 2014 01:42PM

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"And if you take a right, you should arrive at YVR." [Image via the Windsor Star]

We waited all the way up until the final buzzer - nay, even a few minutes past it - to hear about a Vancouver Canucks trade today. And then we finally did. Unfortunately, it wasn't the one many people around these parts were hoping to hear about on this day.

We're referring to the Ryan Kesler trade, which was never made and will now be talked about ad nauseam all the way through to the Draft this Summer. We'll have plenty of time to discuss why it didn't happen in depth, as the truth slowly but surely trickles out.

But for now all we can do is talk about the stuff that *did* happen, and that's that Raphael Diaz is off to New York, as he'll be given a chance to contribute for a playoff bound team (assuming he manages to stay out of Alain Vigneault's doghouse..).

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Trade Deadline Day Running Diary

Dimitri Filipovic
March 05 2014 06:13AM


The 2014 Trade Deadline came and went. Following a busy prelude yesterday, it was difficult to gauge whether it was just the tip of the iceberg and a sign of things to come, or whether the teams that intended on being feisty had already blown their loads.

After the fact I'd say the answer was "both", sort of. The festivities - as they're one to do - started off with a largely slow, boring build-up. Based on my extensive field research, I'd say a large majority of people came into the day thinking there could really be some fireworks after being lured in and teased yesterday. So there was a lot of moaning, and groaning, and complaining. Nothing new there.

But sure enough, as we reached the noon PST deadline itself, trades began to come in bunches as some relatively big names were moved. Unfortunately for a lot of readers of this blog, there was one name in particular that wasn't moved and really stuck out - that being Ryan Kesler

Anyways, we spent the full morning updating this post in the style of a running diary, with a live chat mixed in as well. If you were working and missed out on it all, hopefully you'll be able to use this as a tool to get caught up. And even if you were actually around throughout, maybe you'll still be able to make some use of this bad boy. After all, Twitter is so active that things can slip through the cracks even for the most observant of fans!

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Canucks Army Postgame: The Post-Luongo Era Begins

Dimitri Filipovic
March 04 2014 10:07PM

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Photo via Josh Gold-Smith

I've been indulging in House of Cards lately, blasting through it on Netflix like it's nobody's business. There's a particular scene from Episode 1 of Season 2 - don't worry, this isn't a spoiler I promise - that Tuesday's Canucks game in Phoenix made me think back to. It involved Frank Underwood eating ribs at Freddy's BBQ Joint, and it went something like this:

"Freddy, was their something different about these ribs this morning?"

"Well.. tried a new butcher. Slow-bleeds his hogs. It ain't legal, but I don't know if I'm going to go back to him. Went out to his shop, and he's got a room in the back where he does it. Sound-proof."

"Why sound-proof?"

"Because of how they scream. They can smell it coming. You stick that pipe in their throat, next ten minutes is hell. Bust your ear drums. Now.. the humane way to do it is to make it quick. Bring out a bucket of slop like it's feeding time and.. *bam*.. shovel right to the base of their head. There's no screaming."

The Canucks lost 1-0 to the Phoenix Coyotes, in the final game before the trade deadline. They're bleeding out as slowly as possible, and all we can hope for right now is that there's a tasty meal at the end of it all waiting for us. Until then we'll continue to scream.

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