The #Canucks Week in Tweets - Elimination Edition

John Cullen
April 27 2012 03:26PM

Hey everyone, welcome to "The #Canucks Week in Tweets!" Every week, I plan on bringing you the best of the Canucks on Twitter, from the reasonable to the totally ridiculous (okay, mostly ridiculous)! If you see a tweet you think should be featured here, get in touch with me at @cullenthecomic!  

So, we're done. It's a sad time, made even worse by the complete ignoramuses on Twitter who feel like they're entitled to kick a fanbase while they're down--even if they support a terrible team on their own. I collected all these Tweets in the hour after the Canucks were officially eliminated from the playoffs, and you're going to see just exactly how poor some people are at making fun of a team, showing class, or just generally being acceptable human beings. Enjoy.

You know what one thing first place does mean is? THAT WE ACTUALLY PLAYED IN THE PLAYOFFS. How did sitting back in 29th place work out for you? AND YOU WANT TO EXTEND YOUR GM'S CONTRACT!!! That's the best part of it all. You know what else means shit? Your entire team. Because they were last in the Conference. Again. 

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The #Canucks Week in Tweets - Playoff Edition

John Cullen
April 20 2012 02:28PM

Hey everyone, welcome to "The #Canucks Week in Tweets!" Every week, I plan on bringing you the best of the Canucks on Twitter, from the reasonable to the totally ridiculous (okay, mostly ridiculous)! If you see a tweet you think should be featured here, get in touch with me at @cullenthecomic!  

Ron Hextall, Martin Brodeur, and most recently, Cam Ward disagree with you. Goalies CAN score goals, Hugh. You know what? That's our problem! Freakin' Luongo can only stop goals, he can't score them! What a waste! Why did we pay him so much? I blame Mike Gillis.

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The #Canucks Week in Tweets - Playoff Edition

John Cullen
April 13 2012 02:43PM

Hey everyone, welcome to "The #Canucks Week in Tweets!" Every week, I plan on bringing you the best of the Canucks on Twitter, from the reasonable to the totally ridiculous (okay, mostly ridiculous)! If you see a tweet you think should be featured here, get in touch with me at @cullenthecomic!  

Aw, look at you, you're so cute with your riot jokes. They're most definitely my favorite. And not only that, but you had the decency to throw in a weak pun too! You little scamp! The Artful Dodger would be proud.

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The #Canucks Week in Tweets - April 6th

John Cullen
April 06 2012 03:56PM

Hey everyone, welcome to "The #Canucks Week in Tweets!" Every week, I plan on bringing you the best of the Canucks on Twitter, from the reasonable to the totally ridiculous (okay, mostly ridiculous)! If you see a tweet you think should be featured here, get in touch with me at @cullenthecomic! 

You cheer for the Habs? Last place in the East didn't deter you? You brave soul, you. Wait a minute, is that a Blackhawks fan I hear?

BLACKHAWKS FAN SEZ: YO MAN YOU LET OTHER DUDES TOUCH YOUR BERRIES?!?!? YOU SHOULD PLAY ON THE CANUCKS WITH THE SEDIN SISTERS, ITS LIKE A BERRY FESTIVAL IN THEIR DRESSING ROOM HAHAHAHA PUSSY MIKE JORDAN 4EVER 4REAL MAN 6 TITLES BISHHHHHHHH

Nothing like starting the week with input from our good friend, Blackhawks fan. Thank you, sir. More after the jump!

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#Canucks Week in Tweets - March 28th

John Cullen
March 28 2012 03:23PM

Hey everyone, welcome to "The #Canucks Week in Tweets!" Every week, I plan on bringing you the best of the Canucks on Twitter, from the reasonable to the totally ridiculous (okay, mostly ridiculous)! If you see a tweet you think should be featured here, get in touch with me at @cullenthecomic!

 

 

But elbowing someone in the head isn't classless, nooooooooo not at all. And what about concussions over the last few years in the NHL makes you think that any NHLer would ever want to fake one? Even Dr. Recchi is shaking his head at your ignorance. I don't know how taking another guy's elbow to your head when the puck is nowhere near the play makes someone "classless". If someone punched you, would that make you classless too?

No, that was probably when you called Daniel Sedin "Danielle". Yep, that sewed it up.

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