February 27 2017 09:00AM
The Canucks had the week off from hockey and kept busy by getting the mumps. I’m going to rank them based on how much they don’t have the mumps, as of Monday morning. Who knows what more this illness has in store for us?
February 24 2017 11:00AM
The Canucks had the week off from hockey, but not from the important things in life. The gang spent their week off getting puppies, discussing chicken wings, and hanging out with kids.
February 20 2017 11:00AM
In the week leading up to their break, the Canucks won one game and are barely clinging to their hopes of making the playoffs. Hopefully the Canucks and their fans will have a nice, stress-free week off from Canucks hockey. For now, here's the best that I can do with what this team gives me to work with:
February 17 2017 09:00AM
The Canucks look like a longshot to make the playoffs these days, but they aren't done trying yet. In the meantime, they are talking romance, embarrassing nicknames, and more!
February 13 2017 09:00AM
The regular, non-novelty power rankings are back because the Canucks are actually interesting again. Bo Horvat is being Bo Horvat, the Sedins have a fun new linemate, and there are actually things to say about this team.