March 24 2013 01:13PM
*Movie about the hapless Cleveland Indians
In order to assemble a losing team, the owner distributes a list of players to be invited to spring training. The baseball executives say that most of these players are way past their prime. Fans see the list in the paper and remark, "I've never even heard of half these guys."
Our situation closely resembles the movie.
I can't go a post on Canucks Army, even a game preview, without quoting Moneyball in some form, but that explanation is as good as any for how the Canucks have managed a three-game win streak with a skeleton squad. Even worse, they're doing it with several players who have two first names.
March 23 2013 06:17PM
The Kings tried to rattle Cory Schneider, but he was in the zone, yet again.
At this point of the season, the Canucks and their fans can't be overly picky about how the team gets the two points. Given how hotly contested both the Northwest Division and the Western Conference in general are at the moment, all that matters is that they get 'em, any way, any how.
Which is why it's hard to be overly critical of the Canucks after their performance in Los Angeles, considering they managed to pull one out on Saturday afternoon against the Kings. Despite the fact that they were pretty thoroughly outplayed, Cory Schneider served as the great equalizer.
Read Past the Jump for Analysis, and Scoring Chance Numbers.
March 23 2013 11:48AM
How the Sedins hold up against Anze Kopitar's line will go a long ways towards determining the result of this game.
I'm not quite sure how they have managed to do it - especially given their lineup construction in the most recent game against the Coyotes - but the Canucks have won two straight games. They'll be hard-pressed to stretch that streak, though, as they'll be invading the barn of one of the best teams in the league.
As if that wasn't tough enough of a task, they'll have to do it without Alex Edler, who was (rather absurdly) suspended for two games following his run-in with Mike Smith. Thomas Drance did a fine job summing the situation up, so we'll just leave it at that. With the missing pieces up front and now on the defense, the team will need its medley of role players to step up once again if they wish to keep this thing moving in the right direction.
Read on Past the Jump for More on the Game.
March 22 2013 07:53PM
In a baffling decision, the NHL Department of Player Safety has decided to suspend Alex Edler two games for charging Mike Smith. The incident occured during Thursday night's game between the Canucks and the Coyotes, and a major penalty was assessed on the play.
Here's the explanatory suspension video:
Read past the jump for more.
March 22 2013 05:32PM
John Hoven (aka The Mayor) is an accredited L.A Kings blogger who runs the incomparable Mayor's Manor, an L.A. Kings blog that specializes in miscellany. Who got the choice quote from Drew Doughty comparing the whining Coyotes to the whining Canucks? That was Hoven. Drew Doughty talking about how he hates the Canucks other times? Also John Hoven. Dustin Brown praising Dan Hamhuis while his teammates mostly take shots at Kevin Bieksa? If you guessed John Hoven, you'd be right.
All of this is a long-winded way of telling you that John Hoven's blog is a gold mine. He was at it again today, asking Roberto Luongo about his resemblance with Kings winger Dwight King (pictured above). This was the first I'd ever heard about Luongo's NHL doppleganger, but looking at some photos the resemblance is actually uncanny.
More on Roberto Luongo's latest doppleganger after the jump.