Canucks Army Postgame: All Aboard The Jensen Train

That's Offside!
March 16 2014 04:58PM

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This was supposed to be a huge showdown: Roberto Luongo against the evil empire that held him captive for the better part of two years. But a pair of floundering franchises whose playoff aspirations are largely extinguished at this point and a noon-on-a-Sunday start went a long way to killing any Luongo-related buzz that there would have been for an otherwise non-notable meeting between the Vancouver Canucks and the Florida Panthers in the middle of March.

Fortunately, Nicklas Jensen continued his strong play, notching his second goal in two games as well as a beautiful shootout winner to help give the Canucks a 4-3 shootout victory. Please take a moment to appreciate Jensen's strong play before I mercilessly assassinate his character, much like I did with Bo Horvat, and read past the jump.

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Canucks Army Postgame: Just another moral victory

Dimitri Filipovic
March 14 2014 09:14PM

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If there's one thing I remember from the 2013-14 Vancouver Canucks season - other than the Roberto Luongo trade, Ryan Kesler wanting out, Alex Burrows needing 68 games to score his first goal, and Henrik Sedin finally missing a game (..fine, it's a longer list than I initially thought) - it'll be all of the moral victories they took home. If you got points for those sorts of things in the NHL, the Canucks would be right up there in the Presidents' Trophy picture, like the good ol' days.

I bring it up because they managed to rack up another one of 'em on Friday night in Washington, in a game which they lost by a 4-3 score to a mediocre Capitals squad despite a hurried 3rd period comeback. Despite the battle and resolve they showed in the final frame to charge back, all they have to show for their efforts is another loss. That's now 22 losses in their past 29 games, as the team now already has more regulation losses (29) than it has had in any season since '07-'08 (the last time they missed the playoffs).

"Well, you have to be a realist." Those were the ever-so-wise words by philosopher (and now proud owner of an NHL goal) Nicklas Jensen, following a moral victory that failed to get the team any points.

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Canucks Army GDT #69 - Canucks @ Capitals

Dimitri Filipovic
March 14 2014 03:03PM

That picture was sent out by the team's official account earlier today, and as Thomas Drance wrote, it's the perfect allegory for their dreadful season to-date. Well, it's not totally perfect. For that to be the case one of the players would've had to trip over the curb as they tried to hail and a cab, spraining their ankle in the process. 

That photo was taken in Washington, DC, with the Canucks in town to take on the Washington Capitals for the second time this season (an October 28th win at home, which included this memorable Sedinery highlight). This is something of a throwaway showdown these days, but it wasn't too long ago that these two teams meeting up would've been all the talk of the NHL. Oh, how the times have changed.

Read on for more about the battle of two teams that just couldn't resist the urge to overreact to some unfortunate playoff outcomes

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Comets Milita Weekly Prospect Report - March 14th, 2014

Josh W
March 14 2014 12:21PM

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Dimitri has said it a few times -- when it comes to professional sports, a fanbase's interest in their team's prospect pool has an inverse correlation with how successful their parent club has been performing. I like to call it the "Filipovic Rule".

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Well, given how "successful" the Canucks have been this season, we know how burning your desires to learn all about their prospects are. Don't worry, we've got you covered. 

Continue past the jump to read up on all of the latest in Comets Militia updates, the OHL, and the NCAA (along with some other notes coming from the WHL, ECHL, and Europe). As always, feel free to follow me on Twitter @nuckprospects for the latest in prospect news. You're more than welcome to send me any feedback on anything prospect related you wish for me to cover in the future.

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There's No Such Thing As A #FreeTorts

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March 14 2014 10:54AM

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Yes. That is how much it will cost Francesco Aquillini to free Torts from his responsibilities. 

Whatever those are. 

I mean, he runs as few practices as he can get away with. Doesn't attend game-day skates. Heck, he's even delegated his in-game tirades during time-outs to his assistant coach.

The point is, whatever it is that John Tortorella does for the Canucks, it's not coaching.

So if it's true that Tortorella was not Mike Gillis' candidate-of-choice for to replace the departed Alain Vigneault last summer, but rather a hire made at the insistence of the Canucks' owner, then Gillis has a very small window to fix that mistake before it costs him his job. And if there's one thing Gillis should now a thing or two about, it's rapidly closing windows.

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