March 21 2014 11:44AM

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Now most of my hockey fantasies include Jordan Eberle, a bottle of sherry, a roaring fire and a DVD of All Dogs Go To Heaven. So when I heard about a video called the Fantasy Minute I was understandably excited.

Today we are introducing the Fantasy Minute but be forewarned - it's about fantasy hockey not necessarily fantasies about hockey. Oh and the mega babe host. No big deal.

*cackles wildly*

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Canucks Army Weekly Prospect Report - March 20th, 2014

Josh W
March 20 2014 12:46PM

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With the recent infusion of Jensen into the Vancouver Comets Canucks fans of the team have had something to be excited for as we head towards (hopefully) the draft lottery. Ideally with some good, tactful positioning in this year's draft and some smart choices by the GM (whomever that may be) there's a very real possibility that we'll have a nice collection of young players to monitor closely next year.  

But before we get there, we still have plenty to discuss with the current crop of prospects in the system. Continue past the jump to read the latest in Comets Militia updates, the OHL, and the NCAA (along with some other notes coming from the WHL, ECHL, and Europe). 

As always, feel free to follow me on Twitter @nuckprospects for the latest in prospect news. You're more than welcome to send me any feedback on anything prospect related you wish for me to cover in the future.

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CA Postgame: Nicklas Jensen doesn't know what the word "tank" means

Dimitri Filipovic
March 20 2014 12:25AM

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Just two Future Canucks Greats, bonding. [Photo via Jeff Vinnick]

According to John Tortorella, Nicklas Jensen "has got some balls". What he also has, is 3 goals in 7 games since being called up, and a point in 4 straight. And unbridled youthful enthusiasm, which he isn't remotely hesitant to put on display whenever he has a chance. It's because of all of those things that his emergence has been such a refreshing and appealing, proving to be so starkly different in nearly every way from the rest of this wretched Canucks season.

While he has all of those things I've mentioned, what he doesn't seem to own is an electronic device on which he'd be able to receive memos. Like the one about the team's newly adjusted goals for the final weeks of the season. 

The cynic inside of me is thinking "man, this team can't even tank properly!". And while that's certainly a reality - this 2-0 win over the Nashville Predators gets the Canucks nothing in the long run, only setting them back in the quest for a higher and more valuable draft pick - there's also the part of me that's relieved that there's finally something to be excited about. It has been a long, dull campaign. 

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Canucks Army GDT #72 - Predators @ Canucks

Dimitri Filipovic
March 19 2014 01:05PM


It's not set in stone yet because they're technically still mathematically "in the hunt" (as I'm sure Sportsnet will waste no time in reminding you of!), but for all intents and purposes, Monday's loss in Tampa Bay put an end to even the most outside of shots the Canucks had at the playoffs. 

We figure you'll need to hit the 95-point mark to have a chance at getting in, and even if the Canucks win their final 11 games, they'll top out at 94. Which is fine, because this is something we've been expecting and bracing for, for a while now. At least around these parts. 

With that in mind, every loss the team takes over these final couple of weeks improves their draft position, helping them moving forward. It's more than a little disconcerting how quickly the priorities have changed, but it's the reality.

With that in mind, tune in tonight to not-so-secretly cheer against your favourite team. If that makes you feel like a bad person, you've got an out: it's the annual Canucks for Kids Fun Telethon night, so maybe helping out a good cause will help mitigate some of that aforementioned guilt.

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Report: Chris Tanev to be shut down for the remainder of the season; What's Next?

Dimitri Filipovic
March 19 2014 10:45AM

Considering the team's outlook moving forward (hint: it rhymes with Hank), and the fact that Chris Tanev left Monday's game against the Lightning after just 8 minutes of play (especially after having missed 7 games prior to the Olympics with what I assume is a related injury), this isn't exactly a surprise by any means. 

But now that it's official and we have some sort of premature closure, it's worth paying tribute to Chris Tanev's breakout campaign. We should also use this as an opportunity to speculate about his future, and what he's worth to the Vancouver Canucks moving forward.

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