Evening Headshots: October 21st

Mitch D
October 21 2013 08:45PM

David Booth scored a goal against the Blue Jackets....during the 2011-2012 season.

David Booth Scores a goal against the Blue Jackets...during the 2011-2012 season.

Hello everyone, I'm back. I wish I had some witty comment to put in here, or some reference to a song from Dance Mix 93, but I don't. If you're not happy about it then maybe just have a coke, smile and shut the fuck up while you read through the Headshots.

I know it might seem like I don't like Ben Kuzma, but nothing could be further from the truth. I mean, sure, I lost a couple of fingers in a high stakes poker game because of his dog shit awful advice, but it's water under the bridge. Anyways, Kuz talks about the Tortorella volcano is not yet about to unleash molten hot swear words and all that other shit Tortorella does.

Do you want to watch Alex Semin finish off Matt Stajan with the money shot? Or do you want to see Shane O'Brien live the life from the top ropes down on to the throat of Duncan Keith? Well you can! Just head over to the Legion of Blog and vote for who you want to be in the second NHL Royal Rumble. [The Province]

Have you ever watched the show Yukon Gold? Well, this next article is EXACTLY like that show, except nothing like it, it just uses terms like prospector, pan and has a picture of a cartoon gold miner. Anyways, it's about the Canucks prospect pool and it's by Daniel Wagner from Pass it to Bulis.

Do you like numbers? How about big numbers? If you're like me, you got scared, pissed your pants and forgot who you were for about 30 minutes when you read "do you like numbers". But just in case you do, here's some big numbers from Harrison Mooney. [Pass it to Bulis]

Brad Ziemer from the Sun has an invisible twitter profile picture mustache. Honestly, I had no fucking idea it was there until I thought I saw him in Port Coquitlam, then checked his twitter. So what does the master of the invisible stash have? Well a little trip down memory lane for Roberto Luongo as the Canucks goalie prepares to play in Long Island .[The Vancouver Sun]

If you're looking for Utica Comets breaking news then you're looking on the wrong fucking post. Though if you want a summary for the last week of Comets hockey, then go ahead and click here. [Canucks.com]

If you want to blame anyone for letting me blog then I would suggest you send the flaming bags of dog shit to Rob the Hockey Guy. Rob's the one who gave me my start in the blogging game and without him you wouldn't be sifting through my obscure pop culture references and awful grammar. I don't have any story of Rob's or his staff to link to you in particular, but just go over there and read everything they offer. [Rob the Hockey Guy]

That's it for me tonight, folks. Don't forget to check out all the great stories the competent writers of this website put out over the last few days. You can find them under this article, or maybe you're not even reading this and just went ahead with the stats based stuff. That's cool, but eat shit :)))

Thanks for reading.

 

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I'm Mitch, I live in Port Coquitlam and it's not as shitty as you think. On occasion I write, usually some stuff about hockey with more swearing than you'll need. Follow me on twitter! @mitchemdee
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#1 NM00
October 21 2013, 09:40PM
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"Comments are moderated. Pretend your mom is reading over your shoulder."

Does this standard apply to the writers at all?

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#2 Lemming
October 21 2013, 11:35PM
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@NM00

Not that I care about any language used that others might find "objectionable" (which I think is one of the stupidest things in the world), but the man makes a good point.

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#3 BrudnySeaby
October 22 2013, 09:53AM
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My mom lives in The Netherlands so I don't care! :-)

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#4 PB
October 22 2013, 11:35AM
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Seriously. What the hell was this post? A weird Tourette's rant and not a particularly interesting one...

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#5 NM00
October 22 2013, 01:16PM
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@Lemming

I'm all for objectionable language if it adds something to the plot.

This just comes off as something that belongs on Nucks Misconduct.

I may not agree with some of the unrealistic homerism from the regular writers.

But at least the regulars are trying to improve the discourse for the most part.

This is just trying to placate the lowest common denominator...

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#6 5minutesinthebox
October 22 2013, 01:51PM
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@NM00

Im pretty sure no one is moderating this forum

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#7 Surrey Bob
October 22 2013, 02:37PM
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@5minutesinthebox

Who wants to moderate your poor grammar and lousy shilling? LOL

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#8 wth
October 23 2013, 03:20PM
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Why is Mitch D so angry? Every article is so antagonistic, sounds like he wants to fight. If so, hard puck city is also strangely angry for no apparent reason. Maybe they should have a playdate?

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#9 😄
November 03 2013, 06:31AM
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This 'writer' is terrible. Like Buffalo Sabres terrible.

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