Canucks fans explained

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May 15 2012 02:55PM

Canucks fans explained

If this doesn't perfectly sum up the essence of Canucks' nation, I don't know what does.

Top tier goalie on a team that has in the past resorted to Toronto Maple Leafs cast-offs? Boooooooo.

Coach takes you to top of the league two years in a row, and within one win of the Cup? #fireAV.

Selke winning centre hampered by a pretty serious injury? Trade him!

Yup, that's about as irrational as you can get. But again, I take no credit for the idea. It is one of the two things I learned listening to our very own Thomas Drance on the Nation Radio podcast this week. The other one is that Thom is a very nice young man. Seriously.

Thom's point on the show was that forty-two years of futility will breed a certain amount of desperation in a fanbase, and that leads to irrationality. Based on the comments I've seen in the last two months, the most egregious of which are paraphrased above, I couldn't agree more. And I don't even listen to the local sports radio call-in shows!

The beauty of the statement is its simplicity. This town is hockey mad, and really just wants to win. But let's not kid ourselves, the same is true around the league. Granted, the degree to which it is true varies.

Ellen Etchingham posted a piece on Kovalchuk that in one elegant sentence captured the essence of NHL hockey: "Hockey respects skill and it treasures toughness, but it loves only winning."

The essence of hockey

So yes, Canucks fans have been deprived of that outlet for so long that the desperation is breeding irrationality at a fevered pace.

But I have to say, I still prefer that, to living somewhere where this could happen:

LA Kings who?

No comment.

Finally, it appears that "shot blocking" is the latest scourge to ravage the NHL playoffs. So much so, that the New Jersey Devils have threatened to deploy the "shoot for the face" strategy:

Shoot for the face

Or maybe Shanahan can just give out a 25 game suspension to the next guy that blocks a shot...

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I'm not a hippie or on welfare. I don't live in Kits, wear Birkenstocks or own an umbrella. I've never been to the Capilano Suspension Bridge, but I'm sure it's very nice. I have a mayor, not a crack addict. I drink pale ale, not Blue. And I call it a cabin, not a cottage. I can proudly say my team's been to the Stanley Cup Final in the last 45 years. They may not have won, but at least they got there. I believe in sunshine, not haze; heat, not humidity. And that sushi is a healthy and tasty meal. A coho is a fish. A ski hill is a mountain. And the plural of leaf is leaves. Okay? Not leafs. Leaves! Vancouver is the country's third-largest city, certainly the most beautiful, and the best part of Canada! My name is petbugs and I am a Canucks fan! ... You can find me on Twitter @petbugs13 or send your hate mail to petbugs (at) gmail (dot) com but it better be funny or it's getting plonked.
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#1 gsdf
May 16 2012, 01:31PM
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u r a loser is wat u r. canucks fan...hahahahhahaha

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May 21 2012, 02:51AM
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Right now the Canucks bandwagon. Many of those bandwagoners will become full fledged fans and will never jump off. However, many are just in it for the ride. I’ve converted at least one bandwagoner this season and will do my part to convert more next year. With that being said, check out this awesome video. Remember we are all Canucks!

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