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May 01 2012 05:03PM

@SHorcov still rules

It's true, despite all the competition today, @SHorcov still rules. If you're not following the best spoof account on Twitter, you're missing out.

Speaking of Russian, just how do you say "clutch" in Russian anyway? I want to learn how to annoy @camcharron in two languages, because if there's anything that gets him going it's all the talk about how clutch some players are.

But as usual, Cam has a point. Doesn't calling Danny Briere "clutch" for upping his game and scoring more than a point a game in the playoffs just highlight how sucky he's been during the regular season for the last five years? It doesn't take #fancystats to figure it out:

The forecast for Daniel Briere is periods of suckiness with a chance of clutch.

 

Well, if you got this far, you've probably realized that those goofy little hand-drawn charts and graphs you've sporadically seen on Twitter (all 42 of you that follow me, counting bots) can now be found here on Canucks Army every week. That is until I get a better offer from the KHL and then I'm out of here, suckers!

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I'm not a hippie or on welfare. I don't live in Kits, wear Birkenstocks or own an umbrella. I've never been to the Capilano Suspension Bridge, but I'm sure it's very nice. I have a mayor, not a crack addict. I drink pale ale, not Blue. And I call it a cabin, not a cottage. I can proudly say my team's been to the Stanley Cup Final in the last 45 years. They may not have won, but at least they got there. I believe in sunshine, not haze; heat, not humidity. And that sushi is a healthy and tasty meal. A coho is a fish. A ski hill is a mountain. And the plural of leaf is leaves. Okay? Not leafs. Leaves! Vancouver is the country's third-largest city, certainly the most beautiful, and the best part of Canada! My name is petbugs and I am a Canucks fan! ... You can find me on Twitter @petbugs13 or send your hate mail to petbugs (at) gmail (dot) com but it better be funny or it's getting plonked.
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#1 DCR
May 01 2012, 06:16PM
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I'm not an Oilers fan but I am a devout follower of @Shorcov - brilliance - trans-Strombonian brilliance.

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#2 BrudnySeaby
May 02 2012, 12:49AM
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Funny, your sig that is. I'm a Dutchie living in Vancouver with my Canadian wife and last night she mentioned the cabin - cottage debate!

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#3 graphs
May 03 2012, 12:51AM
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Thank you for sharing the graph its really awesome, Thank you very much

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