12 Questions After 2 Rounds

Alix Wright
May 11 2011 02:33PM

 

The last time the Canucks made the Western Conference Final, google and twitter didn't exist, Osama Bin Laden wasn't a household name, and Ace of Base had a number one single. Girls were getting tattoos of Trevor Linden's name instead of Ryan Kesler's name. It was a different time indeed. Days before the Canucks see the Western Conference final once again, here are 12 burning questions. 

1)  How many different words will be used to describe Ryan Kesler by the end of the Canucks playoff run? So far I've heard horse, derby winner, beast, stallion, monster, and studly. Barry Trotz even compared him to Messier. Canucks fans clenched up of course but he meant the GOOD Messier. Not the expensive crying zombie Messier we had in Vancouver. 

2)  How valuable has Kevin Bieksa been for the Canucks this season? From punch line and trade bait to pleas and prayers that Gillis re-signs him. 

3)  Who has the more terrible playoff "beard"? Hansen, Raymond, or Burrows?  

4)  Did Hank and Danny struggle that much against Nashville or were Nashville's top defencemen that good? Perhaps it's a chicken or egg scenario. 

5)  Did ANYONE say on trade deadline day "Damn we're really going to miss Chris Higgins in the second round if he can't play a game after blocking a shot with his foot?" I know I didn't. Now everyone is getting Higgy with it!

6)  Will the real Alex Edler please stand up? After dominating in the Chicago series and even catching the eye of the Eastern media, he REALLY struggled at times against Nashville. Delayed rust after time off from back surgery? Loss of adrenaline? He played much better with Salo in game 6 so hopefully that will continue against the Wings/Sharks. 

7)  Would AV let Keith Ballard save him from a burning building? Or would he be hoping and praying that Aaron Rome show up instead?

8)  Best use of limited ice time so far? My vote would be for Jeff Tambellini's gorgeous speedy back check to catch Erat on the breakaway. Be still my defensive beating heart. 

9)  Has Luongo silenced his critics? Or not until he wins a big shiny Cup? 

10)  Who would you rather play if you had the choice? San Jose or Detroit? The Canucks match up pretty well against them both but staying in your own time zone against San Jose would be really nice. 

11)  How many hacky "This is not Canada's team" articles will we see? I say over/under is 10. Perhaps media in other Canadian cities should take up backgammon or knitting so they don't have to suffer the horror of watching the Canucks go deep in the playoffs. 

12)  Where do we send our thank you letters to Dave Nonis for matching the offer sheet for Kesler from the Flyers? I'll make mine scented. As Elle Woods told us it adds a little something extra!

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Alix Wright is a creative writing student in Vancouver. She wouldn't be a writer or a hockey fan if it wasn't for Markus Naslund. Her love for Mattias Ohlund will never die. You can reach her by email alixw3(at)gmail(dot)com or on twitter @alixiswright37
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#1 Yankee Canuck
May 11 2011, 03:49PM
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"Who has the more terrible playoff "beard"? Hansen, Raymond, or Burrows?"

How did Luongo's soul patch not make the list?!

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#2 Mantastic
May 11 2011, 05:43PM
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13) will Lappy be as effective against SJ or Det?

14) will Kesler's point production drop due to the ineffectiveness of Lappy's ability to "shutdown" anyone in the next round?

15) will the Canucks make it 3-0 in WCF?

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#3 Sheldon "Oilers Fan for Life!!!"
May 12 2011, 08:00AM
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3) Who has the more terrible playoff "beard"? THE TWINS they play like it too. They need a CDN blood transfusion! 9) Has Luongo silenced his critics? Or not until he wins a big shiny Cup? Not till then for me He folds under pressure. But I do not feel it is just him The Twins have in my mind disappeared just like Ovie the Great8 did out east. Till they show up I don't think you will win a cup. Yeah I know there has been some improvement but not enough. 10) Who would you rather play if you had the choice? San Jose or Detroit? SanJose as they have a habit of disappearing in the playoffs as well and you need that. 11) How many hacky "This is not Canada's team" articles will we see? Lots more because you are not blue collar at least not the leaders.And they are NOT Canadian. The positive traffic will pick up if you make the final however. The main reason I feel you are not Canada's team is you always seem on the verge of going golfing! Where is the heart! Demolish a few teams as a presidents trophy winner should!

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#4 Cam Davie
May 11 2011, 03:08PM
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3) Worst beard - MASON RAYMOND. Even my daughters laughed at his "beard".

5) As long as Chris Higgins can keep up his current play level, his acquisition has to be considered a HUGE success.

8) Tamby's back check on that Erat breakaway made me kick my ottoman. Repeatedly. and HARD.

Great stuff, Alix.

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#5 Cam Davie
May 11 2011, 04:02PM
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@Yankee Canuck

There are more hairs in Lu's soul patch than in Hansen's, Raymond's and Burrows' facial hair COMBINED.

That dude grows a full beard between intermissions.

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#6 Sheldon "Oilers Fan for Life!!!"
May 12 2011, 08:18AM
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Yankee Canuck wrote:

"Who has the more terrible playoff "beard"? Hansen, Raymond, or Burrows?"

How did Luongo's soul patch not make the list?!

He has one I never noticed!

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#7 Sheldon "Oilers Fan for Life!!!"
May 12 2011, 08:22AM
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Mantastic wrote:

13) will Lappy be as effective against SJ or Det?

14) will Kesler's point production drop due to the ineffectiveness of Lappy's ability to "shutdown" anyone in the next round?

15) will the Canucks make it 3-0 in WCF?

13). If no one cuts his laces. 14). Yes 15)Yes

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