GDB 43: Wild thing

Wanye
January 15 2009 04:19PM

We had to laugh. We had four emails and texts today from buddies who asked us what is wrong with the Nation.

"Oh is it down?" we asked. "Our shared server has been crashing lately." To our suprise this wasn't the case at all.

"No, no the site is up." our buddy replied. "It's just nothing has been written on it and it's 3pm. What's the deal? How am I supposed to waste time at work?"

That's rich.

For the first eight months that the Nation was around we were proud if we wrote every day. Then we started getting the team together and there are some days we have five separate articles. Even if the team sucks people still love their Oilers. Now we have people who actually want to read something on a more regular schedule. We shall attempt to meet your terrorist demands fellas. Our apologies.

Real News

Oilers and Wild play tonight. As unhappy as some of us may be in the Nation there is one thing we can hang our hat on. No matter how many mediocre games are delivered stone cold to our door by the Oilers Crap Pizza Corporation, we can all agree that we share in some common good fortune as fans of The Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club:

At least we aren't paying a fall-down like Gaborik that kind of dough for that kind of performance.

He's how talented?

How often does he get injured?

What are some of his shady "injuries?"

You offered him how much money? For how many years? And he turned it down?

Ugh.

Go Oil.

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#251 Sing A Song For SingSing
January 15 2009, 08:08PM
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Oh nm.

Chopper pretty much cost us the game with a putrid pass to Souray that bounces off his skate.

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#252 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:08PM
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@ Gord: I heard MacT was gonna switch 'em up.

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#253 Librarian Mike
January 15 2009, 08:08PM
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Oh man. MacT is really going to hammer Shremp after this game.

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#254 David S
January 15 2009, 08:09PM
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Moreau has been a black hole all night.

This is one of those games where you just know it isn't going to happen. I was hoping for one of our third period slammers but the Wild are throwing the blanket over us.

Ales - we need you!

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#255 Gord
January 15 2009, 08:09PM
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I thought your were alluding to the score was somehow Roli's fault

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#256 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 08:10PM
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Librarian Mike wrote:

Oh man. MacT is really going to hammer Shremp after this game.

And he's going to give Reddox an A and a 5 year contract extentions.

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#257 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:10PM
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well, he probably should have stopped 2 of those 3. he hasn't been busy enough to zone in.

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#258 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 08:11PM
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HAHAHAHAHA two minutes in and it's already 1-0 Phoenix. So much for the triumphant return of Jesus Luongo.

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#259 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:12PM
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@ jeanshorts: haha, yeah, first shot too.

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#260 Jason Gregor
January 15 2009, 08:13PM
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Amber wrote:

@ Jason Gregor: I’m feeling funny. I think I need a Silkwood shower.

Silkwood shower??? Isn't that tree that produces white flowers and white fruit? Are you that angelic? Good for you...

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#261 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 08:13PM
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They are just going through the motions... Boring.

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#262 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:13PM
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HOLY COW!!

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#263 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 08:13PM
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OH MY DEAR GOD

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#264 Smokin' Ray
January 15 2009, 08:14PM
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Wow!

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#265 Gord
January 15 2009, 08:14PM
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Holy SH!T did Souray kick his FVCKING A$$!!!

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#266 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 08:14PM
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Man talk about anti climatic. First I get fired up for MAc V Brashear... nuthin, then I am positive I'll get Mac V Boogaurd, no luck so far and unless this game gets out of hand niether will see the ice.

Wow Souray might have the hardest punch in the league.

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#267 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 08:14PM
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OH MY GOD. Do not make Big Sexy mad! Look at him push Moreau out of the way! And then punch the blood out of whoever that was! IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#268 Amber
January 15 2009, 08:14PM
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Oooh Souray got a haircut. Oh Big Sexy you take such good care of yourself.

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#269 Jason Gregor
January 15 2009, 08:14PM
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Souray "Get our my way Moreau"

Hey Weller...How did those lefts taste?

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#270 Al Hamilton
January 15 2009, 08:14PM
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that was enjoyable.

I miss Souray's manliness on the ice already though.

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#271 Colin
January 15 2009, 08:14PM
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souray wasted that chump.

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#272 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 08:14PM
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I just had an orgasm

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#273 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:15PM
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should have done that in the second.

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#274 Sing A Song For SingSing
January 15 2009, 08:15PM
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Souray should be the captain of this team.

That fight just re-affirmed it.

Moreau don't hold a candle to this guy in terms of leadership.

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#275 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 08:15PM
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You know, Even with a loss, That beat down has made this game a happy success for me.

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#276 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 08:16PM
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He kind of gave him a UFC style elbow.

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#277 Wanye Gretz
January 15 2009, 08:16PM
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@ Travis Dakin: A souray romance explosion? Welcome to my world

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#278 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:16PM
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now the Oilers start hitting. wtf?

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#279 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 08:16PM
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freeze wrote:

should have done that in the second.

Sing A Song For SingSing wrote:

Souray should be the captain of this team. That fight just re-affirmed it. Moreau don’t hold a candle to this guy in terms of leadership.

Seconded on both accounts. Although to be fair Moreau has been an Oiler since the beginning of time. But yes, Souray should at least have a permanent A.

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#280 Jason Gregor
January 15 2009, 08:17PM
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Amber wrote:

Oooh Souray got a haircut. Oh Big Sexy you take such good care of yourself.

I guess I know what to get you for your B-day...Full size Souray cardboard cut out...Short hair or long haired version?

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#281 Al Hamilton
January 15 2009, 08:17PM
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boooooo

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#282 Gord
January 15 2009, 08:18PM
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Sing A Song For SingSing wrote:

Souray should be the captain of this team.

He's got my vote

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#283 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 08:18PM
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@ Wanye Gretz: It's a beig mean sexy bastard of a world.

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#284 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:18PM
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Bruuuutal penalty to take.

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#285 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 08:18PM
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Holding? It was a bit of a slew foot. Should have been tripping at the very least.

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#286 Amber
January 15 2009, 08:19PM
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I hate Minnesota's uniform. It looks like Christmas and the holidays are over.

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#287 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 08:19PM
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See another weak call, Brule persues the puck their feet touch, dude goes down and 2 mins for wanting the biscuit. HURRY UP AND EASE HE PAIN RUM!!

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#288 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 08:19PM
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LOOK AT THAT PENALTY KILL!

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#289 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 08:20PM
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ouch.

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#290 Al Hamilton
January 15 2009, 08:20PM
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Cole on defence = not good

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#291 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 08:20PM
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Beauty Defense. Absolutely stellar. Putting on a clinic out there.

*jumps off balcony*

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#292 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:20PM
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that's it. game off.

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#293 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 08:20PM
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Line Brawl please.

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#294 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 08:21PM
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Again, still a success after that beat down.

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#295 David S
January 15 2009, 08:21PM
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That.

Was.

BRUTAL.

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#296 Gord
January 15 2009, 08:21PM
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Put Reddox out more, that will fix the problems

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#297 Al Hamilton
January 15 2009, 08:23PM
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Gord wrote:

Put Reddox out more, that will fix the problems

Maybe he can fight MAB

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#298 David S
January 15 2009, 08:23PM
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Well, in reality probably not a game we could have won anyways.

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#299 Mike L
January 15 2009, 08:24PM
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I wonder if Tencer that dork thinks he can skate backwards better than Cole now....Lets hope we see a few fights at least...And how about "Why don't you BEAT up ButterCup... baby...please don't let me down"

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#300 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 08:24PM
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So, seeing that breakdown at our own blue line, are there still people that think we should sign Grebs to a 3 year deal? Anybody?

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