GDB 43: Wild thing

Wanye
January 15 2009 04:19PM

We had to laugh. We had four emails and texts today from buddies who asked us what is wrong with the Nation.

"Oh is it down?" we asked. "Our shared server has been crashing lately." To our suprise this wasn't the case at all.

"No, no the site is up." our buddy replied. "It's just nothing has been written on it and it's 3pm. What's the deal? How am I supposed to waste time at work?"

That's rich.

For the first eight months that the Nation was around we were proud if we wrote every day. Then we started getting the team together and there are some days we have five separate articles. Even if the team sucks people still love their Oilers. Now we have people who actually want to read something on a more regular schedule. We shall attempt to meet your terrorist demands fellas. Our apologies.

Real News

Oilers and Wild play tonight. As unhappy as some of us may be in the Nation there is one thing we can hang our hat on. No matter how many mediocre games are delivered stone cold to our door by the Oilers Crap Pizza Corporation, we can all agree that we share in some common good fortune as fans of The Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club:

At least we aren't paying a fall-down like Gaborik that kind of dough for that kind of performance.

He's how talented?

How often does he get injured?

What are some of his shady "injuries?"

You offered him how much money? For how many years? And he turned it down?

Ugh.

Go Oil.

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#201 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 07:39PM
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@ Amber: Oh that b1tch

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#202 Gord
January 15 2009, 07:40PM
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He said he was taking her to dinner, but I have wondering when you started having to buy hooker a meal first. :/

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#203 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 07:41PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Hockey Gods wrote: BM and snapper? I thought he had a female cousin in town You could smell her from a good 4 and a quarter miles away.

Thats what that was... I thought I ate MaDonalds again.

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#204 Amber
January 15 2009, 07:41PM
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I want 2 goals in the first 10 minutes and then I can relax. The cutting isn't working.

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#205 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 07:42PM
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Gord wrote:

He said he was taking her to dinner, but I have wondering when you started having to buy hooker a meal first. :/

You pay for an hour, you might as well use the whole thing, hiw else would he pass the other 58 minutes

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#206 Amber
January 15 2009, 07:42PM
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Hockey Gods wrote:

You pay for an hour, you might as well use the whole thing, hiw else would he pass the other 58 minutes

BWWAAAAAHAAAAAA

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#207 Gord
January 15 2009, 07:44PM
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I wonder who he found that would take Canadian Tire money and McDonald's coupons

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#208 Colin
January 15 2009, 07:47PM
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@Gord Is it the lady from the Oilers cup run?

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#209 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:48PM
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Gord wrote:

I wonder who he found that would take Canadian Tire money and McDonald’s coupons

He threw in a few JSBM Dollars too.

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#210 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 07:49PM
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None would take Canadian Tire cash herself, but he used it to buy her some new seat covers for her Ford Ltd, one of thoes leppard print steering wheel covers, and jumbo pack of wet wipes.

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#211 Gord
January 15 2009, 07:49PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Gord wrote: I wonder who he found that would take Canadian Tire money and McDonald’s coupons He threw in a few JSBM Dollars too.

As long as he didn't redeem his 500,000,000 Wanye points he has racked up to this point

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#212 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:50PM
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Hockey Gods wrote:

and jumbo pack of wet wipes.

Lord knows they are both going to need them! That boy is like a fire hose. I guess that's what happens when your arms are an inch too short to grab a hold of your own wiener. The ol pipes start to back up.

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#213 Jason Gregor
January 15 2009, 07:51PM
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Amber,

Your two goals prob won't happen...Oilers are a wicked 1-14-1 when trailing after 40...the Wild are 9-2 when leading...Just saying it might be better to make those Triple Martinis...

If the Oilers come back tonight then clearly the Washington win and MacIntyre's goal was the turning point of the season.

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#214 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 07:52PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Lord knows they are both going to need them! That boy is like a fire hose. I guess that’s what happens when your arms are an inch too short to grab a hold of your own wiener. The ol pipes start to back up.

He may blow the poor girls ear drums out.

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#215 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:52PM
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Jason Gregor wrote:

If the Oilers come back tonight then clearly the Washington win and MacIntyre’s goal was the turning point of the season.

Imagine what a ridiculous feel good story that would be. Frankensteins monster leads the team to the playoffs!

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#216 Amber
January 15 2009, 07:53PM
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@ Jason Gregor: Thanks Jason, you always know what to say to make me feel better. Now if you could only help with the dark thoughts.......

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#217 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:53PM
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What is with these experimental camera angles sportsnet has been rocking the last few games? New guy running the show or what?

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#218 Gord
January 15 2009, 07:54PM
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good kill, Oil

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#219 freeze
January 15 2009, 07:54PM
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@ jeanshorts: and just like the Oilers, he won't fire the weak links.

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#220 Librarian Mike
January 15 2009, 07:55PM
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Okay MacT. Stop screwing around and shuffle those lines already!

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#221 Al Hamilton
January 15 2009, 07:56PM
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someone besides reddox has to score right?

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#222 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:56PM
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@ Librarian Mike: Everybody gets a turn playing with everybody else.

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#223 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:57PM
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Jesus. Brutal play in our own end.

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#224 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 07:57PM
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Cycle it horcs!

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#225 Jason Gregor
January 15 2009, 07:57PM
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Amber wrote:

@ Jason Gregor: Thanks Jason, you always know what to say to make me feel better. Now if you could only help with the dark thoughts…….

Dark thoughts...you mean what you think while laying in bed with the lights off? I'd recommend a rechargeable battery and the Dolphin...

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#226 Gord
January 15 2009, 07:59PM
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Brule has fewest minutes (except for SMac)after his performance in the last two games. He is obviously no Reddox :(

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#227 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:59PM
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Jason Gregor wrote:

I’d recommend a rechargeable battery and the Dolphin…

*Stares at Gregor in disbelief*

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#228 Amber
January 15 2009, 08:01PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Jason Gregor wrote: I’d recommend a rechargeable battery and the Dolphin… Jeanshorts wrote: *Stares at Gregor in disbelief*

*Amber stares at Gregor in disbelief then stares at Jeanshorts (cause he seems to understand)*

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#229 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:02PM
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6 hits?! brutal.

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#230 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 08:02PM
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Gord wrote:

Brule has fewest minutes (except for SMac)after his performance in the last two games. He is obviously no Reddox

Just because Brule has one less point than Reddox in 13 less games clearly doesn't mean he should be getting just as many, if not more minutes.

BUSTER NUT! GENE! My lord! First Gregor talking about sex toys now this? The world is all topsy turvey tonight!

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#231 Colin
January 15 2009, 08:03PM
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That sounds more entertaining than this game anyway.

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#232 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:03PM
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nice puck movement.

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#233 Colin
January 15 2009, 08:04PM
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Thats the game.

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#234 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:04PM
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gawddamnmutherfukcingshat

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#235 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 08:04PM
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GAH CLUTTERBUCK! More beauty give aways. Awesome.

Cue the 3 game losing skid.

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#236 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 08:04PM
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Damn you Gregor and your stats.

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#237 Gord
January 15 2009, 08:05PM
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Brutal

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#238 Jason Gregor
January 15 2009, 08:05PM
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Amber wrote:

*Amber stares at Gregor in disbelief then stares at Jeanshorts (cause he seems to understand)*

What? You saying that wouldn't help? Regardless...Great pass by Moreau right into Souray's skate...Those six foot passes are always the hardest to make.

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#239 David S
January 15 2009, 08:05PM
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Souray with the Staios-like giveaway.

Bah!

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#240 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 08:05PM
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So what is it about the Oilers that always makes the Wild look amazing?

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#241 Sing A Song For SingSing
January 15 2009, 08:05PM
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Game over.

Who was that that turned the puck over at our blueline?

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#242 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:05PM
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and yet Moreau never gets called out...

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#243 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 08:06PM
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Thank gawd for rum, it eases the pain.

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#244 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:06PM
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Garon in Colorado?

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#245 freeze
January 15 2009, 08:07PM
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Hockey Gods wrote:

Thank gawd for rum, it eases the pain.

hell yeah!!

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#246 Amber
January 15 2009, 08:07PM
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@ Jason Gregor: I'm feeling funny. I think I need a Silkwood shower.

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#247 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 08:07PM
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@ freeze:

If anything he'll get promoted to the first line with Reddox and Horcoff, so he has more minutes to practice making good passes.

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#248 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 08:07PM
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MORE SHOTS!

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#249 Gord
January 15 2009, 08:07PM
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freeze wrote:

Garon in Colorado?

Why?

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#250 Jason Gregor
January 15 2009, 08:08PM
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Hockey Gods wrote:

Damn you Gregor and your stats.

One to make you feel better...The Avs only have 8 sets of back-to-back games, the fewest in the NHL..The Oilers have 16... so they should be more prepared tomorrow night...And both are flying from CST to Colorado after game...

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