GDB 43: Wild thing

Wanye
January 15 2009 04:19PM

We had to laugh. We had four emails and texts today from buddies who asked us what is wrong with the Nation.

"Oh is it down?" we asked. "Our shared server has been crashing lately." To our suprise this wasn't the case at all.

"No, no the site is up." our buddy replied. "It's just nothing has been written on it and it's 3pm. What's the deal? How am I supposed to waste time at work?"

That's rich.

For the first eight months that the Nation was around we were proud if we wrote every day. Then we started getting the team together and there are some days we have five separate articles. Even if the team sucks people still love their Oilers. Now we have people who actually want to read something on a more regular schedule. We shall attempt to meet your terrorist demands fellas. Our apologies.

Real News

Oilers and Wild play tonight. As unhappy as some of us may be in the Nation there is one thing we can hang our hat on. No matter how many mediocre games are delivered stone cold to our door by the Oilers Crap Pizza Corporation, we can all agree that we share in some common good fortune as fans of The Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club:

At least we aren't paying a fall-down like Gaborik that kind of dough for that kind of performance.

He's how talented?

How often does he get injured?

What are some of his shady "injuries?"

You offered him how much money? For how many years? And he turned it down?

Ugh.

Go Oil.

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#151 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 07:08PM
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That is such a weak call.

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#152 freeze
January 15 2009, 07:08PM
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did he just say that Penner gave him the reach around... haha

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#153 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:08PM
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I hate these terrible new ultra penalties. It's just ridiculous. Might as well make a rule that if a player has the puck, no one is allowed to defend against him.

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#154 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:09PM
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Oh hey Louie DeBrusk. You could clearly hear the ref say it was a holding the stick penalty. But somehow you STILL managed to muff it up. Keep up the good work.

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#155 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 07:10PM
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F*CKING SHOOT!!!!!

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#156 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 07:10PM
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@ jeanshorts:

Give him time. Ferraro sucked too.

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#157 Gord
January 15 2009, 07:11PM
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SH!T Wide open net for Gilbert

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#158 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:11PM
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What the hell happened to the Gilbert that broke the Oiler rookie defensemen scoring record? I want that Tom Gilbert back. Less High School Musical, more scores!

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#159 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 07:12PM
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@ jeanshorts: I am with ya, it is such a joke, now the only way to knock a player off of the puck is to try and blow him over.

RSB topic perhaps?

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#160 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 07:12PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

What the hell happened to the Gilbert that broke the Oiler rookie defensemen scoring record? I want that Tom Gilbert back. Less High School Musical, more scores!

He didn't want to score against his home town team.

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#161 Gord
January 15 2009, 07:13PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Oh hey Louie DeBrusk. You could clearly hear the ref say it was a holding the stick penalty. But somehow you STILL managed to muff it up. Keep up the good work.

At least it's not McGuire or Cole and Neale!

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#162 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 07:14PM
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Gord wrote:

jeanshorts wrote: Oh hey Louie DeBrusk. You could clearly hear the ref say it was a holding the stick penalty. But somehow you STILL managed to muff it up. Keep up the good work. At least it’s not McGuire or Cole and Neale!

Or Crawford or Millen.

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#163 Colin
January 15 2009, 07:14PM
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I hate these quick whistles, the puck is loose!

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#164 Colin
January 15 2009, 07:15PM
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Check that skill on the Cap

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#165 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:15PM
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I'll tell you one thing. These Crest Whitestrips are some kind of terrible tasting.

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#166 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 07:16PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

I’ll tell you one thing. These Crest Whitestrips are some kind of terrible tasting.

Forger whitening your teeth. Just get a tan.

RIP Mitch.

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#167 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:17PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

Forger whitening your teeth. Just get a tan. RIP Mitch.

I once saw a forklift lifting a box of forks. It was way too literal for me.

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#168 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 07:19PM
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I went to the grocery store and bought 8 apples. The cashier asked if I wanted a bag and I said, "no man, I juggle. But I can only juggle 8. If I'm here buying 9 apples... F*cking bag 'em up!"

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#169 David S
January 15 2009, 07:20PM
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I'm starting to really dig those cool little evasive moves Gilbert is doing down deep. He's walked away from at least a couple of dangerous situations so far tonight.

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#170 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:20PM
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David S wrote:

I’m starting to really dig those cool little evasive moves Gilbert is doing down deep. He’s walked away from at least a couple of dangerous situations so far tonight.

He got off to a questionable start, but for the last little while he's been solid as a rock in his own end.

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#171 freeze
January 15 2009, 07:21PM
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why won't owen nolan just retire already!

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#172 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 07:21PM
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David S wrote:

I’m starting to really dig those cool little evasive moves Gilbert is doing down deep. He’s walked away from at least a couple of dangerous situations so far tonight.

Too bad he thinks he is Mario Lemieux and won't shoot at an open net.

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#173 Librarian Mike
January 15 2009, 07:22PM
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Clutterbuck? Man, talk about an unfortunate last name.

Sincerely,

Melville Dewey

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#174 freeze
January 15 2009, 07:23PM
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who's on the 4th tonight? have they played?

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#175 David S
January 15 2009, 07:23PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

"F*cking bag ‘em up!”

Bah-ha!

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#176 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 07:24PM
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There is no set lines tonight.

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#177 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:24PM
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Is this Brule's first shift? I don't recall seeing him before this.

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#178 David S
January 15 2009, 07:25PM
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Man. Nights like this you start to really miss Hemsky.

We SO need another game-breaking center.

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#179 freeze
January 15 2009, 07:26PM
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benficerer?

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#180 Colin
January 15 2009, 07:26PM
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Grebs looked terrible on that shift

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#181 freeze
January 15 2009, 07:29PM
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@ Travis Dakin: yeah, good call.

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#182 Gord
January 15 2009, 07:29PM
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no raffic what-so-ever on that shot

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#183 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 07:30PM
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They must be playing Duck, Duck, Goose on the bench to see who goes out there.

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#184 Colin
January 15 2009, 07:31PM
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shawrn Horcoff huh?

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#185 Colin
January 15 2009, 07:31PM
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thats some quality broadcasting

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#186 Amber McCormick
January 15 2009, 07:31PM
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Sorry I'm late. *Amber pours a martini and instantly begins to feel the pain of life dissipate*

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#187 Colin
January 15 2009, 07:33PM
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Amber McCormick wrote:

Sorry I’m late. *Amber pours a martini and instantly begins to feel the pain of life dissipate*

The solution to all of life's problems

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#188 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 07:33PM
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haha good one.

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#189 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:33PM
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@ Amber McCormick:

Well Amber I'm sorry to say you're internet boy toy has already vacated the room in favor of some real life snapper. I'm sure you'll find a way to fill the void somehow.

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#190 freeze
January 15 2009, 07:33PM
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haha, nice one Sheldon.

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#191 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 07:34PM
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Should have busted his teeth

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#192 Colin
January 15 2009, 07:34PM
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Love that guy's name

He should totally name his daughter Ivanna

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#193 Gord
January 15 2009, 07:34PM
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Or whatever else you need to fill ;)

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#194 Colin
January 15 2009, 07:35PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

@ Amber McCormick: Well Amber I’m sorry to say you’re internet boy toy has already vacated the room in favor of some real life snapper. I’m sure you’ll find a way to fill the void somehow.

I want to comment, I just don't know where I want to take this.............

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#195 Amber
January 15 2009, 07:35PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Well Amber I’m sorry to say you’re internet boy toy has already vacated the room in favor of some real life snapper. I’m sure you’ll find a way to fill the void somehow.

Good riddance to him. But shouldn't he wait to meet girls? At least until his balls drop.

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#196 David S
January 15 2009, 07:36PM
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Souray got yellow-carded. I'm surprised the guy didn't go down screaming while holding his shin, only to get up completely undamaged thirty seconds later.

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#197 Gord
January 15 2009, 07:36PM
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Amber wrote:

jeanshorts wrote: Well Amber I’m sorry to say you’re internet boy toy has already vacated the room in favor of some real life snapper. I’m sure you’ll find a way to fill the void somehow. Good riddance to him. But shouldn’t he wait to meet girls? At least until his balls drop.

LMFAO!!!

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#198 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 07:37PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

I’m sure you’ll find a way to fill the void somehow

Void haha I get it. BM and snapper? I thought he had a female cousin in town

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#199 Amber
January 15 2009, 07:38PM
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@ Hockey Gods: His sister-aunt-mom-cousin

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#200 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 07:39PM
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Hockey Gods wrote:

BM and snapper? I thought he had a female cousin in town

You could smell her from a good 4 and a quarter miles away.

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