GDB 43: Wild thing

Wanye
January 15 2009 04:19PM

We had to laugh. We had four emails and texts today from buddies who asked us what is wrong with the Nation.

"Oh is it down?" we asked. "Our shared server has been crashing lately." To our suprise this wasn't the case at all.

"No, no the site is up." our buddy replied. "It's just nothing has been written on it and it's 3pm. What's the deal? How am I supposed to waste time at work?"

That's rich.

For the first eight months that the Nation was around we were proud if we wrote every day. Then we started getting the team together and there are some days we have five separate articles. Even if the team sucks people still love their Oilers. Now we have people who actually want to read something on a more regular schedule. We shall attempt to meet your terrorist demands fellas. Our apologies.

Real News

Oilers and Wild play tonight. As unhappy as some of us may be in the Nation there is one thing we can hang our hat on. No matter how many mediocre games are delivered stone cold to our door by the Oilers Crap Pizza Corporation, we can all agree that we share in some common good fortune as fans of The Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club:

At least we aren't paying a fall-down like Gaborik that kind of dough for that kind of performance.

He's how talented?

How often does he get injured?

What are some of his shady "injuries?"

You offered him how much money? For how many years? And he turned it down?

Ugh.

Go Oil.

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#51 freeze
January 15 2009, 06:21PM
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sonofamotherfukcer

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#52 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:21PM
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BLAST. DAMN. HELL. WHORE. SURREY BRITISH COLUMBIA.

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#53 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 06:21PM
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@ baggedmilk:

Wanye isn't here right now.

*stares at you with dead eyes*

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#54 Colin
January 15 2009, 06:21PM
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Grebs should have had the man.

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#55 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:21PM
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@ jeanshorts: Now that I know that, bring on Rita McNeil, I plan to blast the yoo whoo and the third chin.

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#56 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:22PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

@ baggedmilk: Wanye isn’t here right now. *stares at you with dead eyes*

So then I challenge you to a pee pee measuring contest...

...again.

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#57 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 06:23PM
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baggedmilk wrote:

So then I challenge you to a pee pee measuring contest… …again.

Well last time all we did was touch tips. There was no measuring involved whatsoever.

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#58 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:23PM
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baggedmilk wrote:

jeanshorts wrote: @ baggedmilk: Wanye isn’t here right now. *stares at you with dead eyes* So then I challenge you to a pee pee measuring contest… …again.

Question..... Full or half mast?

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#59 RLH
January 15 2009, 06:24PM
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JS&BM...There's the bedroom over there. Close the door when you go in, and turn the stereo up so we don't have to hear.

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#60 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:24PM
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JSBM, you two kind of remind me of Kenny vs Spenny. Nationites should come up with some challenges for you two to perform

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#61 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:24PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

Question….. Full or half mast?

Wait... Yours changes? I've been roping a popsicle stick underneath if I needed to have a go.

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#62 Colin
January 15 2009, 06:25PM
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Nice clear by roli

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#63 Sing A Song For SingSing
January 15 2009, 06:25PM
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Same story for the Oilers. Any pressure on them at all for an important game and they lay an egg.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG BOYS

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#64 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:25PM
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baggedmilk wrote:

Travis Dakin wrote: Question….. Full or half mast? Wait… Yours changes? I’ve been roping a popsicle stick underneath if I needed to have a go.

Ever thry to shoot pool with a rope?

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#65 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 06:26PM
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baggedmilk wrote:

Wait… Yours changes? I’ve been roping a popsicle stick underneath if I needed to have a go.

Thank god no women has ever come near you, because there could be some serious problems with splinters.

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#66 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:26PM
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baggedmilk wrote:

Wait… Yours changes? I’ve been roping a popsicle stick underneath if I needed to have a go.

I'm a grower... not a show-er

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#67 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:26PM
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Clutterbuck has the sweetest name in the NHL.

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#68 freeze
January 15 2009, 06:27PM
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PK has been so much better lately.

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#69 RLH
January 15 2009, 06:27PM
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I love Minnesota defensemen. "Here, boys, this is how you don't defend the blue line."

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#70 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:27PM
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baggedmilk wrote:

Clutterbuck has the sweetest name in the NHL.

I can't wait for Debrusk to screw it up and call him Clusterf@$*.

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#71 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:28PM
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freeze wrote:

PK has been so much better lately.

Agreed. Stay tuned for the summer time excuse of "well if our PK was this good in the first half of the year we probably would have won the Presidents Trophy"

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#72 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:28PM
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GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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#73 freeze
January 15 2009, 06:28PM
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YES!! thought we were hooped there.

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#74 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 06:28PM
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YEAAAAHHH!!!! PENNNER!

God damn you Horcoff. Can't even put it in an empty net.

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#75 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:28PM
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait.... Reddox?

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#76 Colin
January 15 2009, 06:28PM
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Captain Cheeseburger!

oh nm it was reddox.

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#77 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:29PM
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The Albino Rihno pickin up the trash. No wonder he is a first liner

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#78 Al Hamilton
January 15 2009, 06:29PM
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woooooo!!!

the Red Ox.

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#79 Gord
January 15 2009, 06:29PM
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Damn Reddox. I wish he would stay off the score sheet so we could send him back to Springfield. I mean YAY Oilers!!!!

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#80 freeze
January 15 2009, 06:29PM
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Hockey Gods wrote:

The Albino Rihno pickin up the trash. No wonder he is a first liner

lol

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#81 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 06:29PM
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Well Reddox has just bought himself about 30 more games on the first line.

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#82 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:29PM
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Powder with the goal... Who knew?

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#83 Sing A Song For SingSing
January 15 2009, 06:30PM
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Easy now Roli...

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#84 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:30PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Well Reddox has just bought himself about 30 more games on the first line.

Sweet!

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#85 Al Hamilton
January 15 2009, 06:31PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Well Reddox has just bought himself about 30 more games on the first line.

Keeps the pressure on Brule to keep scoring.

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#86 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:31PM
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Hockey Gods wrote:

JSBM, you two kind of remind me of Kenny vs Spenny. Nationites should come up with some challenges for you two to perform

The less time I have to spend with that a-hole the better.

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#87 Wanye Gretz
January 15 2009, 06:32PM
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Jason Gregor wrote:

Just wait to auction them off at 11:30…by then BM and JS will be so drunk off of their four beers that they will bid against each other and get it to $500…then Wanye will come in and bid 1000 because he doesn’t want to get shown up…bank on it…

Jason can I borrow $1000

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#88 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:32PM
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800 games... huh I wonder how many times he has rung it around the boards then.

Quinn you effed up again, Smac was on the ice already.

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#89 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 06:34PM
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Oh great, dad's here. Everybody watch your mouths.

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#90 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:34PM
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"Penalty? Noooo... I must deliver the ring"

Current right? Right?

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#91 Al Hamilton
January 15 2009, 06:34PM
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I hope Souray shoots the puck into the net.

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#92 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:35PM
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Someone plese tell me why they don't have Gagner on the boards taking Hemsky's spot on the PP.

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#93 Gord
January 15 2009, 06:35PM
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How long before MacT realizes that Horc/Penner/Cole isn't a good PP line. They need a player to work the wall and none in that trio are it.

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#94 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:35PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

Oh great, dad’s here. Everybody watch your mouths.

He's busy reviewing the meeting.

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#95 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:35PM
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Travis Dakin wrote:

Someone plese tell me why they don’t have Gagner on the boards taking Hemsky’s spot on the PP.

Because that makes too much logical sense. Dumb your mind down and then we'll talk strategy.

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#96 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:36PM
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@ baggedmilk:

I like Hockey.

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#97 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 06:36PM
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BRAAGH. That was a seriously good play. Need to finish those.

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#98 freeze
January 15 2009, 06:36PM
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NOOOOOO!

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#99 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:36PM
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OH GOGS

WTF oh Cogs get the hell up

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#100 Colin
January 15 2009, 06:37PM
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Ouch, hope Cogs is OK

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