GDB 43: Wild thing

Wanye
January 15 2009 04:19PM

We had to laugh. We had four emails and texts today from buddies who asked us what is wrong with the Nation.

"Oh is it down?" we asked. "Our shared server has been crashing lately." To our suprise this wasn't the case at all.

"No, no the site is up." our buddy replied. "It's just nothing has been written on it and it's 3pm. What's the deal? How am I supposed to waste time at work?"

That's rich.

For the first eight months that the Nation was around we were proud if we wrote every day. Then we started getting the team together and there are some days we have five separate articles. Even if the team sucks people still love their Oilers. Now we have people who actually want to read something on a more regular schedule. We shall attempt to meet your terrorist demands fellas. Our apologies.

Real News

Oilers and Wild play tonight. As unhappy as some of us may be in the Nation there is one thing we can hang our hat on. No matter how many mediocre games are delivered stone cold to our door by the Oilers Crap Pizza Corporation, we can all agree that we share in some common good fortune as fans of The Edmonton Oilers Hockey Club:

At least we aren't paying a fall-down like Gaborik that kind of dough for that kind of performance.

He's how talented?

How often does he get injured?

What are some of his shady "injuries?"

You offered him how much money? For how many years? And he turned it down?

Ugh.

Go Oil.

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#1 BUCK75
January 15 2009, 04:23PM
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I was refreshing every 15 seconds & there was nothing new all day...HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WASTE TIME @ WORK?!?!?!

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#2 Wanye Gretz
January 15 2009, 04:27PM
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BUCK75 wrote:

I was refreshing every 15 seconds & there was nothing new all day…HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WASTE TIME @ WORK?!?!?!

hahahahah I'm so sorry. *tear rolls down cheek*

I had this super long meeting for my actual job today and I assumed someone else sent something in. Brownlee is on a trip somewhere or other and as I was writing this Willis sent his post for the day. Gregor is MIA. I think he's on the radio or something.

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#3 BUCK75
January 15 2009, 04:28PM
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Oh yeah - nice interbreeding picture :)

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#4 Monday Guy
January 15 2009, 04:28PM
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... and i've been pacing

relentlessly

...takes deep breath

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#5 BUCK75
January 15 2009, 04:29PM
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@ Wanye Gretz:

Check yur email - a treat 4 your party tomorrow as I cannot attend.

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#6 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 04:34PM
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Great now I'm home and you finally post something. It's brutal to be so bored all day. The person next to me kept asking why I was refreshing the same page all day! I bought my shirt today! Lets do this!

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#7 Wanye Gretz
January 15 2009, 04:34PM
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BUCK75 wrote:

@ Wanye Gretz: Check yur email - a treat 4 your party tomorrow as I cannot attend.

Whaaaaaaaaat? Are you serious about these b septo cinco?

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#8 BUCK75
January 15 2009, 04:37PM
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@ Wanye Gretz:

Yeah - up for grabs to the drunkest etc...

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#9 Wanye Gretz
January 15 2009, 04:41PM
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@ BUCK75:

That is some seriously nice shit to do dude.

Know what buck75 did nation? While the rest of you were sitting around on your collective ass and thinking deep thoughts like "I wonder if Brad Pitt still thinks about Jennifer Aniston when he's in bed with Jolie? I mean he must wander from time to time..."

Yeah while you were sitting there like that buck75 sent us Oilers tickets to auction off for the Kids with Cancer charity event tomorrow at Hudsons.

For the next month, buck75 can swear as much as he wants to on here and can tell any story no matter how disgusting. Baggedmilk is so happy he is offering to shave his entire head for a nickel for charity. That's charitable.

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#10 BUCK75
January 15 2009, 04:43PM
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@ Wanye Gretz:

Uh unless tomorrow is:

Jan 30/09 Vs. Wild January 30, 2009 7:00 PM

I think you'll figure something out...

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#11 Wanye Gretz
January 15 2009, 04:46PM
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BUCK75 wrote:

@ Wanye Gretz: Uh unless tomorrow is: Jan 30/09 Vs. Wild January 30, 2009 7:00 PM I think you’ll figure something out…

There was some initial confusion when I read the tickets. It has been a long day haha

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#12 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 04:47PM
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@ Wanye Gretz:

HAHAHAH

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#13 RLH
January 15 2009, 04:47PM
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15 more minutes, then frantic commute, then into blissful beer, pizza, and hockey land.

B.75, that's icredibly generous. I hope they go for two times face value or more. Wish I could use them.

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#14 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 04:47PM
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@ BUCK75:

You are a God among mere men.

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#15 BUCK75
January 15 2009, 04:51PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

For the next month, buck75 can swear as much as he wants to on here and can tell any story no matter how disgusting. Baggedmilk is so happy he is offering to shave his entire head for a nickel for charity. That’s charitable.

Not to abuse my new found awesome power here but I don't think when my fucking GF said we should do something this weekend, I don't think she meant her driving me back home after I get shit-faced at Hudson's Bourban Street on a Friday night. I was looking forward to going & wearing one of my kick-ass OilersNation shirts & meeting some of the degenerates that post on this kick-ass site.

My appologies.

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#16 socaldave
January 15 2009, 04:59PM
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@ BUCK75:

well done, sir!

an awesome gesture for a great cause!

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#17 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 05:02PM
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What the hell? I emailed Wanye a picture of my wiener to parade around the Hudsons Party for all to praise like a Pagan God, but did he make an announcement about it? No. He probably just kept the thing for himself. For shame Wanye. For shame.

And Buck, I had no idea there was legitimate people on here with hearts, and blood and stuff. I thought the whole thing was just one big ruse to steal our emails and identities. Thank you for proving me wrong.

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#18 Jason Gregor
January 15 2009, 05:06PM
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Just wait to auction them off at 11:30...by then BM and JS will be so drunk off of their four beers that they will bid against each other and get it to $500...then Wanye will come in and bid 1000 because he doesn't want to get shown up...bank on it...

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#19 Colin
January 15 2009, 05:15PM
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Well I don't think any of the Oil will match that performance tonight, well done Buck75.

45 min to game time..............

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#20 Colin
January 15 2009, 05:49PM
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Where's the new justice team tonight?

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#21 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 05:49PM
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Nice work Buck, your charitibleness makes me feel like a dick. THanks to that i shall drink alone tonight and make an a$$ of myself posting on ON.

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#22 APE
January 15 2009, 05:53PM
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BUCK75 wrote:

Wanye Gretz wrote: Not to abuse my new found awesome power here but I don’t think when my ****ing GF said we should do something this weekend, I don’t think she meant her driving me back home after I get ***t-faced at Hudson’s Bourban Street on a Friday night. I was looking forward to going & wearing one of my kick-ass OilersNation shirts & meeting some of the degenerates that post on this kick-ass site. My appologies.

who you calling a degenerate..

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#23 APE
January 15 2009, 05:54PM
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oh ya, 50 on Smac too. Boogard will cry like a little girl tonite!

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#24 freeze
January 15 2009, 06:01PM
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RSW has the worst writing in sports.... Painful to listen to this tripe..

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#25 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:04PM
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I hear ya. Principe is the cheesiest man alive.

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#26 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:04PM
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His own kids probably want to kick him in the balls, I know I do.

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#27 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:11PM
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This game is non stop action.

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#28 freeze
January 15 2009, 06:13PM
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should be a barn burner. no doubt.

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#29 RLH
January 15 2009, 06:14PM
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Right, home, 1 whiskey down. Time for beer and hockey.

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#30 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:15PM
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Both teams are really clickin right now.

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#31 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 06:15PM
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When's Mac/Boogard 1?

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#32 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:15PM
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Don't worry baggedmilk is here.

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#33 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:16PM
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holy crap I forgot how small Bergeron is. He makes Gagner look like Penner.

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#34 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:17PM
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@ Hockey Gods:

It's going to happen. Boogaard is mad cus Souray got into an argument with someone.

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#35 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:17PM
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@ jeanshorts: Hey Man read you blog today, I want to find my old Nintendo pwer glove now. I do not recall reading about the double finger blasting options on the box.

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#36 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:17PM
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Smid

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#37 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:17PM
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Whoa Buck75, that's big time right there fella. Nice work. Big time generous...

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#38 freeze
January 15 2009, 06:17PM
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LADI!!!

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#39 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:18PM
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sorry that was for Jeanshorts

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#40 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:18PM
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Pretty good tilt for Smid. I like that.

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#41 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 06:18PM
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Smid in a spirited tilt to start things off! It's gonna be a good one tonight boys!!

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#42 suntory hanzo
January 15 2009, 06:18PM
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woot! Smid!

More or less than Storts this season?

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#43 RLH
January 15 2009, 06:19PM
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Wow! Nice right!!!

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#44 Hockey Gods
January 15 2009, 06:19PM
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I hope that was just the undercard.

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#45 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:19PM
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It's going to Oogley

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#46 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 06:19PM
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@ Hockey Gods:

You have to plug in the gun into the second player port and have a game genie on. That's the only way it will work.

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#47 Travis Dakin
January 15 2009, 06:20PM
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I'm concerened about Mac against Boog.

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#48 baggedmilk
January 15 2009, 06:20PM
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Wanye,

Amber challenged us on Facebook to a pee pee measuring contest.

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#49 RLH
January 15 2009, 06:20PM
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Pretty interesting line matchups thusfar. I'm waiting for SMac to get on the ice.

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#50 jeanshorts
January 15 2009, 06:20PM
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BAH CLUTTERBUCK!!!

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